Another Broken Phone Telethon - KingCobraJFS

[Music] What's up, YouTube? We just chilling like Rockstar Villains. Hope you all having a fantastic weekend. It is the weekend. It is after 5:00. Don't have any booze at the bloody moment, but that's all right. Hope having a fantastic weekend. My [ __ ] cell phone's broken. I might sell one of my personal snow like cool rockar on a weekend. What is that? This thing's obnoxious. I don't know how the [ __ ] I'm going to replace my phone. And I got some a personal one out of my collection. I shall I am able to go live without the phone for the moment being. But it is what it is. Yeah, it's pretty warm out today. Can't say I'm complaining. I start breaking my damn phones and talking cell phones. Y'all are just the worst anyways. It's like anymore you need an app for everything. You know what I'm saying? YouTube. Like, oh, you want to scratch your butt and have a wank? Well, you got to download the app first before it'll let you do anything. You know, that's how it is. Ridiculous. It's Friday. I'm not going to be able to do my cameos until I get a new phone. And it is what it is. Just have to save up t-shirt money or list a wand for sale for like 200. It's the weekend, so I shall figure something out. Hope you're having a bloody fantastic Friday evening. Other than my phone being broke, can't say I'm complaining. This liquid depth is hydrating quite nicely. Not a sponsor. [Music] That is super nice weather lately. That's usually how it goes in the summertime. Yes. Taking a break from drinking for the evening. I have been hitting it pretty hard the last couple of days and that's just fine. Well, then [ __ ] Richie Ralph then. He made a dis rap about me. Diddy exumed. Yeah, Richie Ral's always been kind of weird like the whole like chugging ranch in a shower thing like it's just I don't know, man. Then you got caught talking to to that lantern [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? Like Richie got caught talking to a sicko and everyone told him, "Dude, kick him out of your Discord. He wouldn't listen." So like after all that whole [ __ ] [ __ ] went down, I was just like, "You know what? I'm going to dismiss myself from this Richie Rel cuz he seems kind of [ __ ] Yeah, for real. [ __ ] sickos." I'm like, I'm going to distance myself from that PR disaster. Thank you. I [ __ ] hate sickos. Well, my phone was already broken to be honest from the front. Like I couldn't do cameos from like this side of the phone. So I'd flip it around and like fill it from this area. How [ __ ] usually usually breaks in my life. I lost my temper. I'm good on the alcohol. I did have a little bit to drink earlier, but it was like a little bit of whiskey with this liquid death peach tea, and it was pretty [ __ ] good. Honestly, I don't know why I smashed my phone so much. I need to quit doing that because being on a phone sucks. The thing that sucks about like our society is how technology everything requires an app and you got to rely on your phone for a lot of [ __ ] and it's very inconvenience. Text to speech is the [ __ ] bloody worst. And good luck trying to text her from the Bass Pro Shop when you're getting hooks for your fishing trip. You're like, "Sorry honey, can't talk. I'm at the Bass Pro Shop." But now I text her back at the ass pro shop getting some hookers and it's like goddamn text to speech and she's blowing up. You're cheating you piece of [ __ ] You cheating son of a [ __ ] back. God like woman I am at the Bass Pro Shop. [ __ ] [ __ ] text to speech. I'm getting hooks. I'm not getting hookers. [ __ ] goddamn text to speech. I swear to God. Oh [ __ ] You're lying to me. I'm like woman. I will FaceTime me right now. Click. Look. See that right there? There's a shelf with all the baits. Oh, you weren't lying to me. No, I wasn't. Godamn text to speech. I swear to God. Like you want your woman to make you a sandwich. What the [ __ ] are you going to do for her? Can you make her a cheesecake? Cuddles worth on the couch and watch Gilmore Girls. Oh, it's a box of wine. Got a pee on Epstein's gra. [Music] Well then that's a high trait [ __ ] godamn trolls. I'm getting sick and tired of their ass. Yeah, I'm getting sick time [ __ ] ass. I [ __ ] told them get sick and tired of their ass. I told these trolls sick time their attitude and they'll learn real quickly. But I [ __ ] told them a thousand times better my hands real quick. You're lucky you drove this [ __ ] off the shelf. When they said they wanted top shelf, they weren't talking the alcohol. You drunken ass face. What' you call me? A drunken ass face. You called me a drunken ass face. That's not very nice. That joke's old. So are you. I'm only 34 and it's only a state of mind. over the state of your face. You look like Yoda. Would you? Yeah. You're like a Jeff alcohol syndrome. Would you [ __ ] stop, Sean? No, we're not doing this, Sean. Back on the shelf with you. A no. You're going to learn your [ __ ] lesson. Get sick and tired of you farting on my lap. No matters, this [ __ ] You might be from Wyoming if you've ever pissed on a rattlesnake while camping. That'll scare the piss out of you. Whoa. Don't bite my dick off. You might be from Wyoming if your pickup truck has more lift on it than a 80-year-old woman with fake tits on her. You might be from Wyoming if you stepped in horseshit before. And that's no [ __ ] You want to see [ __ ] Go to a cow pasture. You might be from Wyoming if you attach a nitrous oxide tank to your RV camper and you jumps with it. Hey, please. Yeah, Earl, hold my beer. Well, my birthday was in March, but thank you for wishing me a happy birthday. You know why the church fell got cut off from sex? His girlfriend said, "You better put a ring on it, mister. Otherwise, she ain't touching no dingling. You hear about the horse who became a key maker? Well, he called his business horse locks and keys. Yeah, that's what it is to one sec. Going one day without harassing cobra. See, I don't have to drink to have a good time. I can just hang, you know, chill and vibe. It's the weekend. Yeah. Me losing my cell phone ain't nothing but a trip because I think my trolls need the break from texting me more than I do to be honest. Get off live now. Hey, guess what? No one's forcing you to watch. So, bite me. A congratulations. You had the honor of getting banned by Cobra on a live stream. Do you feel so good about yourself? The little bit of attention you got from co didn't make your day that much better. You poor sad excuse of a human being. Pathetic pathetic little wimpy ass [ __ ] ass keyboard troll coward hiding behind a keyboard. Did it make you feel good about yourself? I bet it did. Will a Are you hungry for some more num noms for your tum tums? A. Do you want some more attention from Cobra? some num noms for your tum tums, you little [ __ ] Do appreciate y'all tuning in to watch Cobra go live for at least an hour or so. Just gonna hang out, shoot the [ __ ] Hope y'all having a kickass Friday weekend night. I might have to sell one of my personal ones for cell phone money. I might have to charge double the price so I can cover shipping and the new phone, which the phones I normally get don't cost me more than 200. So, it's all good. I'll figure it out. And to be fair, I haven't broken my phones in a hot minute. I I honestly cannot remember the last time I lost my temper, especially on my cell phone. Like, I don't see a problem with it. But if you can't say sorry when actually counts. Shut the [ __ ] up Siri. I wasn't talking to you. You stupid [ __ ] I hate when [ __ ] Siri does that [ __ ] I didn't say hey followed by her name. So therefore I don't Oh my god. I hate when Siri does that. It happens to the best of us is with me. It's habit at some point. I just got to keep working on that anger and not like my temper's gotten a lot better, you know? Just anymore. All I want is peace in my life, you know? Just go on camera, shoot the [ __ ] hang out at my fans. I'm doing good up the weekend. You're having pretty sweet. Cobra rules my sad, pathetic life. Hey, admitting it's the first step to recovery. And like I'm not even going to block you for saying that because you admitted it [Music] purple burst of energy from between my hands like whoops. I'm just saying like Yeah. Not a damn thing you can do about it. But at the end of the day, I don't go out of my way to give my trolls any attention. That's what it is. I don't go out of my way to give my trolls any attention because they're not worth my time. My trolls are not worth my time. You could tell Cobra he could go live. I didn't give Cobra permission to go live, boy. Like, shut the frank up. Shut the Frank Sinatra up. You know, we're not gonna lie, boy. Like, oh, Cobra's live. What are you gonna do about it? You have problems. Five Mile, get hidden from my channel. [ __ ] sickos and [ __ ] you. Seriously, sitting there bullying an autistic dude for hating sickos. How does it feel to know that my trolls are the biggest losers on the planet? It must feel pretty [ __ ] fantastic. Everyone's so quick to judge me like, "Oh, Co is such a piece of [ __ ] I can't stand him. Oh my god, is that piece of [ __ ] really live right now? Oh my god, you guys. Who's forcing you to watch? I don't know when I'm going to get my phone replaced, but it's the weekend. I'll figure it out. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music]