The Wisdom of Life - KingCobraJFS

[Music] Up YouTube, it's your boy King Coba back at it with another video. And I got a sweet drink combo for all the dads out there on Father's Day. Jack Daniels, Tennessee honey. and some brisk lemon iced tea. It's supposed to make like a whiskey sour with like whiskey tea kind of combo. Looking for a last minute Father's Day gifts for your awesome dad in your life? Check out Tactical Soap. Link is in the description box below. Your mom will like the way he smells, too. And if he doesn't, and if you don't have a mom in your life, you know, maybe it'll help your dad out with some chances. You know what I'm saying? My plushies are being washed. That's why you don't see my stuffed animals on my chair. Oh, that is [ __ ] tasty. So, hope you all have an amazing Father's Day. Um, you know, shout out to my dad. He's pretty freaking awesome, you know. Like, my dad royally saved my ass buying me this house. And because he's the landlord, I can't get kicked out. And that really pisses off my YouTube trolls. And and they love to give me [ __ ] about it, too. They're like, "Oh, your daddy's blah blah blah blah blah." I'm like, "You're just mad because your dad won't buy you a house." Pissing off people on the internet. I'm good at doing that. Classic Cobra video response. And how can you avoid a fight with your woman? Good communication is more important than good sex. And like I I've gone six years without getting laid. So like sex ain't [ __ ] Gender psychology I find it to be very fascinating like I said but also incredibly frustrating. And that's just it. Sometimes sorry doesn't cut the cheese. You know what I'm saying? And if you're using the word sorry to avoid conflict and to resolve it then I don't see a problem with it. But if you can't say sorry when it actually counts like the easiest shut the [ __ ] up Siri. I wasn't talking to you. You stupid [ __ ] I hate when [ __ ] Siri does that [ __ ] I didn't say hey followed by her name. So therefore I don't Oh my god. I hate when Siri does that. I just turned the phone off. No, dude. I [ __ ] hate when Siri does that. If I didn't say hey followed by Siri, then I don't need her assistance. And with it being Father's Day, I raised my glass to my dad and to all the awesome dads out there. Cheers. And if you're looking for a last minute Father's Day gift, check out Tactical Soap coupon code. King Cobra no longer works, but I'm sure they might give you a code if you uh check out the website. The link is in the description box below. And I if you use my uh affiliate link, I do make money off of it. Not much, but it's it's a little bit, you know, a couple cents here and there. It adds up, you know, and I appreciate Scott Car allowing me to continue to be an affiliate. What makes Tactical Soap so special is it makes of age women horny and it's made of all natural chemicals. You know what I'm saying? like basically it's chemical free soap. It doesn't have any harsh chemicals and uh it's designed to boost your testosterone, boost your confidence and uh I don't got to get laid to appreciate what tactical soap does for my life. When women respond, generally speaking, Josh smells good. It's like Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Basic mail logic. Okay, this is why it's broken. So now we got to this is what we got to do to fix it. This is what we need to fix it. How how do you get the stuff to fix it? You know what I'm saying? I have some uh Tennessee honey Jack Daniels. This stuff is delicious. This is for 21 and up. Jack Daniels is my favorite whiskey company of all time. And that's the sound right there of a good time. And I have that mixed with a splash of this brisk lemon tea. Yeah, I did cheat on my first girlfriend and I regret it. I got a big old helping dose of karma for it, too. Going six years without sex. And then when I finally got a girlfriend after that six-year dry spell, she was the [ __ ] worst human being on the planet to date. And I haven't cheated since then over before. Like I haven't cheated since I dated Stephanie. And I I refuse to cheat ever again because I ruined a good relationship. You know, if I were to, for example, if I were to [ __ ] sit here and like take my my big lighter and burn my hand with it, you know, and go, "Why does my hand hurt?" Well, what's the root cause of it? Because you were stupid enough to burn your hand with a lighter. You know, one would think, well, if that hurts, quit doing it. You know, that's just, you know what I'm saying? [Music] Well, here's the thing of it, Slick. When it comes to addressing uh issues, it's good whiskey. I'm 34 years old and I'm at that magical age of an adult's life or I stop thinking with my dick. Of course, I'm one to talk. I cucked one of my buddies one time and uh he literally looked at me and he was like, "Did you [ __ ] her?" And I was like, "Yeah, man. I did." And I wasn't going to be a [ __ ] and like, you know what I'm saying? And lie to him. I own my [ __ ] cuz that's what men do. We own our [ __ ] And it's like he started crying, dude. I felt so bad for the guy. And I was just like like, "Oh, she made you your favorite pushido sandwich. Sweetheart, white toasted bread, olive oil infused mayo on both slices. Bottom slice gets two packets of pushcido, some freshly cooked thick cut bacon, some mozzarella cheese, some red onions. The top bun gets freshly ground black pepper, cilantro, garlic, salt, and onion powder. Mhm. Mhm. Sorry, I farted. Oh, smells like gender relations. I've established myself as a content creator and I make good money doing my thing. So, I have a job and a lot of people are jealous of it cuz it's like Cobra gets to do what he wants for a job. Well, I'm stuck taking up the you know what from a corporate boss. And I'm like, yeah, sucks to be you. And I wouldn't have this sweet job today if it weren't for my YouTube trolls. When I was working at Wendy's, my YouTube trolls submitted a false customer complaint that got me fired. When I was working my dishwashing job, they harassed the owners of that bar and they harassed my female co-workers. And the woman I was working for, the head chef, she was just she created a very toxic work environment. Don't get me started on her. And I finally just said, "You know what? I'm going to take this crap." I started selling my magic wands on Etsy. And then my YouTube channel took off and now it's like like every day I got a cameo shout out. When you got almost two 2,000 200,000 subscribers on YouTube almost people are going to know who the [ __ ] you are and they're going to want to buy cameos. So I appreciate that. You know she's on her period. You cuddle with her on the couch and watch Gilmore Girls. even though you you two had a big major fight the other day. And you're like, "Babe, what are you in the mood for?" She's like, "Pasta. Can you make me some?" And I'm like, "Yes, I can. I found this recipe by King Cobra JFS where he does this bacon white wine chicken Alfredo pasta with beer and white wine and a four cheese alfredo sauce. And if it leads to makeup sex, then that's a bonus. Last thing on my mind. [ __ ] No, I keep the door empty and the window wide open when I smoking doors. And as a result, the rest of the house doesn't stink of tobacco. So, that's there's that. This whole You want to date the bad boy? You want to date the bad boy? He's not a bad boy. He just treats you badly. There's a difference. [Music] [ __ ] Excuse me. No idea how long this video is going to be, but I'm drinking. I'm celebrating Father's Day and doing a gender rant. So, let's go. Cuz it takes balls. It takes balls to admit when you're wrong. And that goes for both genders. This is why I want to say it again. Good communication is more important than good sex. Unless you Excuse me. What's the word? It's It's not confirmation. It's compromise. There we go. You know, all you can do is find comp. What's the you know the word like [ __ ] Yeah. Is that the word? Compromise. when you can compromise and like see the best of both worlds and use that to find a perfect solution that s suits both of you. I'm chilling out with no shirt and some like awesome marijuana themed pajama pants. So, the following video response is brought to you apart by alcohol and cigarettes because I'm [ __ ] done with society's [ __ ] Do your thing, they them. I got you. You got a straight ally on your side. You have a straight heterosexual biologically gendered ally. I prefer the term biologically gendered because I feel like the term cisgendered or [ __ ] is a derogatory insult towards people who are cisgendered. Like, oh god, it's one of those [ __ ] videos. I'm tuning out. Okay, well, I'll give you a second to tune out. Okay, now now that the squares are gone, outside of my family, my friends, and my fan base, nobody gives a [ __ ] I get so much crap for being King Cobra JFS. You know, everybody wants to make fun of me for practicing magic, calling me the trailer trash Harry Potter, etc. And it's just like, you know what? I don't judge you, so why the [ __ ] you judging me? I'm not going to try anything, but Sydney Watson's hot. I just addressed it. Elephant in the room. [ __ ] off. Chef's kiss. Oh, you want to promote Father's Day? Father's Day is awesome. If you want to get your dad a sweet gift for Father's Day, tactical soap, the description is in the box below. Like, you check out all my like description box links. You can see a place to support me financially and you know the tactical soap. But my bad habits keep me mentally sane. So if I don't [ __ ] have a cigarette or a little bit of booze every now and then I go a little [ __ ] loopy. You know smells freaking good. Tactical soap. Check out the description box below for all your needs. I'm a proud affiliate for this product because it works. I've seen women 10 times out of my league react positively to the smell that I'm laying off. You know, I don't got to get laid to appreciate what Tactical Soap's laying down. Their chemical free cold pressed soap made for men is awesome. My coupon code no longer works. My YouTube trolls couldn't handle the fact that oh, Cobra's making money doing what he loves doing, so we're going to harass Scott Carr and blah blah blah blah. And then not enough people were using the coupon code King Cobra on top of it. So, it is what it is. Regardless, I still rock the soap and I'm a proud affiliate of Tactical Soap because it works. Straight without the Oh, sorry. The alcohol burns. Uh, everybody wants love and acceptance and equality and that's what makes us human to a point. There we go. Drink combo got me a little schnocker at the moment, but we'll press on. Like, as long as you're not a goddamn sicko, who gives a [ __ ] what you're sticking your private parts into, you know what? Uh oh god. We're good. Oh [ __ ] Put that down for a minute. Oh [ __ ] Yes. Excuse me. Like, I've been known to put on black lipstick and eyeliner because it it accentuates my goth look. It has nothing to do with my sexuality or like you know who I am as a person so to speak because I idolize bands like create a little filth Aussie Osborne and Black Sabbath etc or Alice Cooper you know when I was a kid and I started the whole when I was a kid and I started the whole Cobra demon thing I was told it's just in your head and like you know you're full of [ __ ] basically because when I was a kid you know I'd watch Sailor Moon I watch Teni Muyu I'd watch Freak Zoid I had a crush on Little Wu Cobra Queen and Sailor Pluto kind of thing. I went through that phase myself and then when puberty hit, I started discovering the opposite gender and I migrated it as gracefully as I could. And it wasn't the prettiest migration, mind you, but what do you do? And when I say Sailor Pluto, I mean the adult version. Sailor Pluto as the adult version. I'm like, "Sign me up." Watching Batman in the early 90s to early 2000s and you see Poison Ivy as a full figured female. And I'm like, "Yes, but that's neither here nor there." Also, [ __ ] Irma Thorman as Poison Ivy. It's just like, "Oh, that's hot." Because of, as I've stated on my channel multiple times, kids are more precious than rock and roll. sick and tired of everyone blaming Trump for everything. You're just mad because your candidate didn't make the presidential list. And like, okay, so we're going to blame Trump for everything because we're mad at the world. You're stupid. want to say [ __ ] Cheers. There we go. Here's a video response for you. [ __ ] sickos. [ __ ] the trolls. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music]