drink review

KingCobraJFS
2025-06-20
Summary

In this video, KingCobraJFS reviews four flavors of Mike's Hard Lemonade: original, strawberry, black cherry, and lime. He shares his thoughts on each flavor and discusses broader societal issues while enjoying the drinks.

Summary Points:
- King Cobra introduces the video and mentions it's a 21 and up review.
- He tastes and rates each flavor:
- Original: Classic lemonade taste, enjoyable.
- Strawberry: Sweet and reminiscent of Steel Reserve strawberry.
- Black Cherry: Tart and juicy, not overly sweet.
- Lime: His favorite, suggests mixing with Baja Blast and coconut rum.
- He humorously mixes all four flavors into one glass.
- Discusses the addictive nature of alcohol and hangovers, sharing personal experiences.
- Shifts to social commentary on current events, expressing frustration with societal hatred and violence.
- Advocates for peace and understanding among people.
- Ends with a reminder to drink responsibly and that underage drinking is not advisable.

Hilarious Quote: "Man, I do love summertime. It's my favorite time of the year."

Advisors 7
Clint
Clint

You're doing your best, Bud, but remember to take it easy with the drinks. This isn't a race; you got plenty of time to enjoy life responsibly. Just make sure you're looking out for yourself, alright?

Education Advisor
Education Advisor

It is quite ironic that Cobra urges the audience to be responsible with their drinking while also casually endorsing mixing flavors for an alcoholic concoction. There seems to be a mismatch between theory and practice here.

Financial Advisor
Financial Advisor

I must point out the reckless spending on various flavored drinks instead of saving for more practical needs. Just because you receive product endorsements doesn't mean all expenditures are wise, Bud.

Fire Marshall
Fire Marshall

Cobra mixing four different flavors of alcoholic beverages is a recipe for chaos, both physically and metaphorically. The misuse of alcohol poses a significant risk for health hazards, particularly with his history—let's not set the stage for disaster!

Health Advisor
Health Advisor

Oh dear, the combination of alcohol and a casual disregard for the quantity is alarming. Alcohol can definitely affect both physical and mental health—Cobra, please remember to prioritize your wellness!

Ozzy
Ozzy

C’mon, Josh, mixing four different flavors of hard lemonade? That’s hardly rock ‘n’ roll—where’s the edge? The gothic bad boy should be embracing some real chaos, not just sweet and tart drinks. Pink champagne isn't very goth, BOY!

Transit Advisor
Transit Advisor

If he enjoys those drinks so much, maybe he should consider riding his bike back home instead of using transit after drinking. That might be a responsible choice and help with whatever fitness goals he has—oh wait, he rarely rides!

Transcript

Glorious bastards. King Cobra back at it with another video. We got some 21 and up action going. We're going to do a review on all four of these flavors of Mike's hard lemonade. Got the good old regular, the lime, the strawberry, and of course the cherry, black cherry. So, we're going to just go through and try each one real quick. I've already opened them and had a sip on them. And this is the second bloody time I'm refilming this. Let's see if we get it right. Good old original. Let's go. These are good old original. Tastes pretty good. It definitely tastes like alcohol when you're drinking it. That's got a nice classic lemonade taste. Marks Hard Lemonades are pretty tasty. Not a sponsor. 21 and up. Great way to beat the summer heat if you're grilling out having a treat on the barbecue. Let's try this uh strawberry one next. That tastes just like steel reserve strawberry. Got the artificial strawberry taste. Really sweet. That's also pretty tasty. Let's try the black cherry one next. That one, it's not so sweet as it is. It's more tart. It tastes like fresh black cherries. Kind of has juicy taste to it. Now, we're going to try the lime flavor next. That is fire. All four of these flavors are delicious. The lime one would be really good with some Baja Blast from Taco Bell and like a splash of coconut rum to spike the percentage of it up. And we're going to make bad decisions and we're going to mix all four into one glass. Some of the strawberry, some of the lime, and then we get the cherry and the regular next. Alcohol can be really addicting and really bad for your health and it causes hangovers which are not fun. If you drink too much alcohol, you feel like [ __ ] in the morning. I know that's from experience, but yo, check this out. of the variety pack from Mike's car lemonade. That's getting the Cobra seal of approval. That is exquisite. If you're not old enough to drink, you should wait till you're old enough. It's worth the wait. Time at a place and it's called College. So, now we've done a review of all four of these. Let's just shoot the [ __ ] and talk what it's on my mind. How about these riots in Los Angeles? Man, our country was founded by illegal immigrants who stole land from the Native Americans. And now modern day Americans are throwing a fit because of illegals coming into our country. And I'm like, ain't that some [ __ ] I'm just sick and tired of all the hatred in our society, man. Now, there's a conflict going on in the Middle East that could potentially start World War II. And I would not wish that upon anyone, you know, people just need to like, I don't know, smoke some pot, drink some booze, and like chill out, man. Jesus Christ. The fact that people are killing each other in the riots in California, quite frankly, it's disgusting in my opinion. There's just no need for it. I might do a food review later on tonight and I might do a food hack tomorrow. We'll see how that plays out. But I appreciate y'all tuning in to watch King Cobra, the man, the myth, the Casper Gothic bad boy himself do a review on cold, hard, refreshing Mike's lemonade. Not a sponsor. Great way to catch a buzz and beat the summer heat. Man, I do love summertime. It's my favorite time of the year. The weather outside has just been beautiful these last couple of days and we only got a couple more months of it months of it before it starts getting cold again. It's like god damn it, dude. And like people just be nicer to each other. And I I'm not trying to ask for much here, man. But to quote Aussie Osborne's dreamer, without each other's help, there ain't no hope for us. And quite frankly, I'm sick and tired of everyone bitching and complaining about how people suck and then you won't do a damn thing about it. Because as soon as you try to do anything about it, you get told to shut the [ __ ] up and quit virtual signaling. And if you don't do anything about it, how come no one cares? Literally, it takes the same amount of effort to be nice to each other. Right now, YouTube, I'm just chilling out like a rockstar villain, enjoying some delicious adult lemonade. This product is for 21 and up. And you should definitely wait till you're old enough to consume uh beverages because it's worth the wait. Underage drinking is lame, YouTube. You feel me? Yeah. You got your whole life to experience, you know, life and stuff. YouTube, you got your whole life ahead of you to experience good good spirits and good friends, good family, and good company, you know. The lemonade ain't half bad. It hard lemonade is definitely for adults only. This one's almost gone. That's the classic. Just your basic lemonade flavor. Not half bad. All four of these flavors are delicious. You got the basic lemonade, your plain old lemonade flavor, delicious, and you got the black cherry. And you got the strawberry. And you got the lime flavor. And uh Mike's definitely nailed the flavor profile on these. to good food, good company, good summertime vibes, to peace and love to family, to friends, to fans. Cheers. There's no reason why we There's no reason why we can't have a peaceful protest. YouTube. There was no reason for it. There's just no need to be violent. Like, what's the point? Unless they're being violent with you and then it's self-defense. But this black cherry flavor is really good. I like this one, too. It doesn't taste all mediciney like some cherry things do. It actually tastes like really tart, really mildly sweet black cherry flavor action. It's not bad. do the strawberry one next. Yeah. Have you ever had like Mike's or excuse me, Steel Reserve Strawberry? That's what this tastes like. It's got that artificial strawberry taste. very overtly sweet and very artificial tasting and uh can't say I'm complaining. You barbecue hang with your adult buddies, you want to beat the heat and catch the sweet buzz, have a little summertime treat. These are good year round, but especially in the summertime, it's just like, you know, like I said, wait, wait till you're old enough to consume alcoholic beverages. It's worth the wait. And if you do wait till you're old enough, also drink responsibly. That's rich coming from Cobra. Drink responsibly. It's almost down the hatch. I got a couple left in the variety pack. And after I finish that cup of the mixed, all four mixed, I might just chill on that for a minute. But overall, this variety pack is getting the Cobra seal of approval. Yep. Excuse me. These are actually really tasty. Hold up. We got one more left in the chamber before we got the mixed one. The hard lime made one's pretty good. If you were to mix this with like some coconut rum and some Baja Blast, it' make for a really, really tasty combo for sure. Anyways, be sure to check out Mike Lemonade and their variety packs if you are old enough to consume adult beverage. Not a sponsor, what we call free advertisement. And it's almost 8 o'clock at night. So, it's definitely a good time to hit the hit the sauce after five ready to drive. That lime one's pretty tasty, too. All All four of these flavors are pretty good. got the classic, the strawberry, the black cherry, and now the lime and they're all uniquely their own flavors. And like the fact that Trump has to send the military to deal with the protesters that we can't just peacefully protest without it being like violence and uh you know what I'm saying? I'm just I'm just sick of it, dude. There's just too much hatred hatred in our society. There is my eyes are itchy. Hold up. No, it's too much hatred in our society. I'm just sick of it. Like being like a resource when all this goes through processes. But thanks for watching the review. Cheers.

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