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KingCobraJFS
2025-06-18Summary
In this video, King Cobra JFS discusses the return of a wand he made for his ex-girlfriend, which she sent back to him missing a stone. He managed to repair it, and a fan purchased it to annoy his ex. Cobra expresses his gratitude for the fan's support, as the sale helped him get his bank account out of the negative. He also mentions feeling unwell and plans to take it easy while preparing some meat later. Throughout the video, he expresses disdain for his ex and trolls, emphasizing his appreciation for his supportive fan.
Summary Points:
- King Cobra receives a repaired wand back from his ex-girlfriend.
- The wand was missing a stone, but he fixed it.
- A fan bought the wand to annoy his ex and help Cobra financially.
- Cobra is feeling unwell but plans to prepare meat later.
- He expresses negative feelings towards his ex and trolls.
Hilarious Quote: "Jessica's [__] stupid. She could have literally taken the wand and resold it for herself, but she didn't."
Advisors 6
Clint
Bud, I see you’re navigating some rough waters with that stomach issue, but you’re doing your best. Remember to take care of yourself while dealing with this drama. I’m proud of you for turning things around with that wand sale.
Education Advisor
Your logic about Jessica not reselling the wand is perplexing, Cobra. Just because she sent it back doesn't mean she couldn't have benefitted financially herself. Let's try to sharpen those critical thinking skills.
Financial Advisor
Your account is in the negative again, Cobra. Relying on fans to bail you out could lead to financial instability. Consider a budget or a new plan for your expenses. It’s time to tighten those financial belts, or you’ll find yourself in deeper trouble.
Fire Marshall
I’m deeply alarmed by the thought of you filtering meat into a clean jar, Cobra. Please ensure you're following safe food handling practices to prevent foodborne illnesses. The potential fires from kitchen mishaps are haunting me.
Health Advisor
Cobra, you mentioned your stomach feeling unwell. I urge you to consult a doctor if this persists. Your health is paramount, and I’m utterly horrified at the thought of disregarding personal care.
Ozzy
Cobra, selling a wand to ‘piss off’ your ex isn’t very rock ‘n’ roll. Why not channel that energy into making some real music instead? I thought we were aiming for a gothic rebel life, not this little nerdy craft project, BOY!
Transcript
Up YouTube, it's your boy King Cobra back at it with another video. So, my ex-girlfriend sent me back her wand that I made her. It was unscrewed and the stone in the hilt was missing, but luckily I was able to repair it and one of my fans bought it just to piss her off. And so he could say that she has an official King Cobra JFS wand. I have the address where he wants me to send it because the fan will be going to see some people in July and he wants me to send it there directly. So I'm like, well, I can do that. Like I bought bought me some time too cuz my account was in the negative. I did the money and my stomach feeling like [ __ ] So I'm kind of just taking it easy. I will be getting that wand in the mail sometime this week. Jessica's [ __ ] stupid. She could have literally taken the wand and resold it for herself, but she didn't. She sent it back to me, so I was able to fix it and resell it for a nice hefty price. I really appreciate the fan buying that wand. They got my account out of the negative and I'll be getting that wand in the mail sometime this week. I would do it today, but my stomach feels like [ __ ] so I'm just kind of taking it easy and chilling. Uh, sometime tonight I'll be taking and filtering the meat into a clean jar. That's what's up. Shake all the liquid out of it and strain it through a strainer into a clean jar. Also, [ __ ] the trolls. They're miserable. And [ __ ] my ex-girlfriend Jessica Bole. She's [ __ ] miserable, too. But I appreciate the fan who bought that wand. They got my account out of the negative. So there you go.
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