Making Spicy Mac and Cheese 2016-11-09

Whew. Stop you too. So I'm going to attempt to make a super spicy macaroni and cheese. I don't know if fans have been wanting more videos and of course a cooking video never fails to to excite those of you who are into that aspect of my channel. I find an astringable syrup but since we used all the back of the window my pipe and that's the ticket. Oh. Well anyways tomorrow is November 8th. Which means tomorrow I end your vote. And it's been a long and drawn out election but it's finally coming to a close. I checked this out. You know the guitar's life t-shirt that I made that kick-ass guitar's life t-shirt that I made only two of them sold. So I made a little money to go towards my next guitar. If I can get me an electric guitar that's what's up. You know what I'm saying. But the crazy thing is last night or this night I should say this particular evening was that t-spring.com used targeting ad. And the ad they targeted was one of my friends in discord and it showed up on Instagram and also showed up on Facebook. And they took a screenshot of the ad for t-spring from my guitar's life t-shirts on his Instagram page. And I'll link that picture on my Facebook here in a bit. But I figured I'd make this video real quick. Speaking of discord, the reason why a lot of you are unsubscribing to my channel right now is because I disabled my comments, jealous haters are so obsessed with me. It's pathetic. And when they can't talk shit obsessively on my comment section, they crawl to Reddit. And it just shows you that I control their lives. They hate me so much and I control everything they do just about. Otherwise it wouldn't try so fucking hard. I read the subreddit page where they're ripping on the cober cult on discord. And then they try to play it off like they're trying to be my friend and like they're trying to care and shit. People have seen me struggle on YouTube with some bullshit. People see me go through shit on YouTube and here's the thing. First message me on Facebook. Before you block me, just hear me out. They were concerned that they were, they were concerned, sorry about the camera angle there. They were concerned the person that message me on Facebook was concerned that the people on discord were trolls. And I'm thinking, okay, these people, they hang out with me on discord when I go on there voluntarily. Let's get that record straight. Let's get the record straight YouTube. I'm not forced to go on to discord. I actually like going on there and talking to people. And some of these people that hang out with me on discord have been watching my videos for years through all three of my accounts that I've had so far. And for that alone, you know, for some of these people, they're like, dude, this is so cool. They get, you know, that celebrity shock kind of thing, you know. I don't think of myself as a celebrity as weird as that sounds, you know. But then the person that message me on Facebook also said, ever since you joined them discord, your subscription counts gone down. Blah, blah, blah. No, actually, I think what it is is, you know, I disabled comments on my videos so people can't talk shit anymore. And people unsubscribe because they can't talk shit and they get bored and they move on that's how trolls are. The truth fans of my videos will stay subscribed. Yeah. And the second thing, people subscribe to my channel for me. They don't subscribe to my channel to hear. Much of other fans, you know, go crazy over me and shit, which, you know, I think it's cool that people dig, dig my shit on YouTube like this, you know. It means I'm doing something right. My videos are all together. All my videos are almost to one like all to all my videos together are about to be viewed one million times altogether for it. It's like combined video views, you know. Last time I checked my subscription count, I was at 4,666 subscribers. And, you know, I appreciate those of you who are staying subscribed to my channel because, you know, why I disabled comments. To prove a point one that I have control over my YouTube and two, these haters are my motivation, man. You know what I'm saying, YouTube. I heard that quote from another YouTuber. They were talking about it on Discord and, um, yeah. A little voice in the back here, he had this as your guitar playing sucks. That's the voice telling you to get better at guitar so you can make every troll shut the fuck up. And that's just the thing, it wouldn't matter if you were the greatest guitar player in the universe, man. There's always going to be someone out there talking shit. That's just the nature of it. But as you can see, I'm chilling in the cobra layout. Okay, that was just stupid. I'm not going to do that. No, but seriously, I'm chilling and, um, part taking out some tobacco and, um, I want to make some mac and cheese with swamp-a-dally cond sauce. Yeah. I guess if you like spicy food, swamp-a-dally cond sauce, you'll find it very hard to make. I'm not going to make this sauce for you, but they have swamp-a-dally cond sauce, and they have a devil's packer. Something else I noticed about the people who claimed to care about me on Reddit made some bullshit fan page about me. I'm not going to make this content on Discord. You know, and we don't even have to be in a fucking interview. Just sit there and bullshit with the bunch of the fans and what have you for a couple of hours. And for a lot of people getting to talk to someone that they love watching videos on YouTube, that, you know, that legitimately makes someone's day a whole lot better. The fact that I don't know what the subscription count is right now. Last time I checked it was 4,666. Yeah. That's a lot of people. Hmm. Some people on Facebook and YouTube have suggested that when I make a Mac and cheese-like pasta just to drain the water before making it all saucy, but a technique I have, it works, you know. People did make a tip though they said that, you know, if you get the water to a boil before you drop the noodles in there, they'll cook a lot quicker. That, however, yes. And the reason why you can use ranch to make Mac and cheese is because ranch has milk in it. So if you ain't got no fucking milk or butter, you can use ranch. And that right there's a food hack. And that's why people watch my channel, man, for the little food hacks like that. Okay. But with YouTube and the public light, I do have acquaintances that I keep as good friends off camera, and I do have somewhat of a private life. And yeah. I've never exactly been known for keeping a whole lot of shit private on YouTube. That's been one of my dumber things, you know. However, in my defense YouTube, people can learn from their mistakes. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. Anyway, there wasn't that much sugar in the ass right? Alright, see you then. So soon. Try that stove on the high into the water boils, I guess, and then bring it down to a reasonable heat. We're going to use diced jalapenos, swamped delic, spicy, then devil's pecker hot sauce, a little bit of mayo, a little bit of ranch. We're also going to use some seasoning. This is the seasoning we're going to use right here. Alright, I got a method of words for the water to boil. Alright, so we're going to use the diced jalapenos. Alright, so we're going to use the diced jalapenos. Booyak a booyak. Alright, we'll watch that for a second, all that heat. Alright, so we're going to use the diced jalapenos. Just enough water in there, you tube to one by time. It boils down to a little bit. Alright, so we're going to use the diced jalapenos. Just a little bit of that water out. Just enough water to boil the noodles. A little bit of egg on the pan. That gives it an airy. Okay, let's stir the boiling bubble. Alright, so our sauce is... I'm trying to down your medium heat. I can't say what this kind of mac and cheese, because the noodles are so skinny, it is dumped take long to cook up. Mixing your sauce ingredients into the water, but does is when it liquefies, and then sure the water is going to boil away to the point where it works as magic. Just a little bit of water in that pan. Alright, so we're going to use the diced jalapenos. Alright, so we're going to use the diced jalapenos. Alright, so we're going to use the diced jalapenos. Alright, so we're going to use the diced jalapenos. Alright, so we're going to use the diced jalapenos. Alright, so we're going to use the diced jalapenos. Boom, see that through the mayonnaise in there, through the ranch in there. Boom, boom, by the bang by the boom. That's looking real good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Boom, cheeseburger. Okay. Alright, we have that camera there all the way through. We finished off the last of our ranch into there for that perfect amount. Add some more ranch to it so that cheeseburger can do its thing. Okay. Okay. Now that mac and cheese is pretty much coated with what's in the heat down to it too. So I can finish my fuck it's going to pour. The stove is, yeah. Let's keep mixing all that cheesy powder goodness in there. That's looking pretty good. We're not done yet. Let's make this shit spicy. Swamp each, mine bending, spicy and the devil's packer hot sauce. Okay. Okay. I can't get the hot sauce bottled up. Well, that's really irritating isn't it? Well then. Okay. There it goes. Alright. One cap full, two cap full, three cap full. Four cap fulls. Let's draw a hot sauce up in there. Yeah. Oh, you do. This hot sauce is going to get that spaghetti and our radish tent to it. Holy, so little Batman. That's enough of that seasoning, stir it up, stir it up. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Alright. Let's turn down to a simmer. That's looking real good. Now let's have these last jalapenos to it and take them in there. Oh. I'm going to get this can open. No can open there. Shit. This isn't nice to get it open. Okay. Okay. This is not going to work for that. Actually. This one might work for opening up a can. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All the juice in there. Yeah. I almost got the entire thing open. Okay. Okay. Let's take it that should open. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. One can I die style jalapenos? Eight of those. I'm feeling ballsy YouTube. Two more cat balls. Five. Six. The world's spiciest mac and cheese right here. Yeah. Basically once you got to this point, you're pretty much done. Just mix it up real good. That's what I want to do right here. And I'm going to trim that still heat up to the fore again. I'm going to stir this mac and cheese up. But yeah, that whole can of jalapenos in there. That's just the right amount for the amount of mac and cheese in there. Yeah. So to those of you who see me throw together this random ass pasta mixture cooked for your sick and hertainment. Now the question on everyone's mind is, God damn, that's some spicy ass motherfucking mac and cheese. I want to have a taste. Maybe the question on your mind because you're watching me make it. It's almost swimming. If you're watching me make it, you're also going to be watching me eat it. And well, I like spicy so this should be interesting. YouTube, that right there got spicy mac and cheese is done. Let's see how chef Cobo do it though. So they do have it folks. There's the spicy mac and cheese. Looks like mac and cheese with jalapenos in it but it's got that salt and delic in there. Yeah, that shit looks crazy good. Let's see what do though. Oh my. That's just the right amount of spicy. That though is some really good mac and cheese. Hell yeah. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. All right. I'm going to finish the rest of this and the fridge where I got myself a plate.