The dark secrets of Sessame Street comdey skit 2016-11-11

GothicKingCobra
2016-11-11
Advisors 8
Clint
Clint

Listen here, Bud, I know you're trying hard to entertain, but it’s a slippery slope. You're doing your best, but maybe steer clear of these conversations and focus on something more positive.

Education Advisor
Education Advisor

Facts about the puppeteers on children's television programs should be clearly corrected. Misrepresenting the struggles of beloved characters doesn’t qualify as humorous—it’s just inaccurate.

Financial Advisor
Financial Advisor

Having Elmo on the stream likely won't bring in any financial supporters, considering the content. Bud, any mention of money or donations during these chaotic discussions could drive off potential contributors.

Fire Marshall
Fire Marshall

Was Cobra cooking anything during this interview? If so, we need to monitor the situation closely. The combination of cooking and guest appearances can lead to catastrophic results.

Health Advisor
Health Advisor

The discussion surrounding substance use is alarming, to say the least. Encouraging such behavior on social media can have serious health repercussions, both for Cobra and his audience.

Ozzy
Ozzy

Oi, Josh, this isn't gothic or rock 'n' roll behavior, mate. Chit-chatting with a puppet about Disney-level scandal isn’t exactly the dark arts, BOY!

Police Advisor
Police Advisor

This entire conversation is spiked with highly suspicious claims. The references to drug use and other potentially illegal activities should be reported to the appropriate authorities.

Transit Advisor
Transit Advisor

Mentioning a bike after such a grim discussion could help you clear your head, Cobra. Why not use that bike more often instead of relying on questionable guests?

Transcript

What is up YouTube? So I'm here with Elmo and he had a really fuckery of fucked up on Sesame Street like the years after Sesame Street were pretty hard. Elmo, thank you for coming on the King Cobra show. How you doing tonight? I'm gonna stay in one of the fixin' nights. That's good, that's good. So I heard that there was rumors going around that you and Sesame Street characters developed a real bad drug problem after the show ended. Is this true? Yeah, I'm out of everybody on the show, it was pretty fucked up and I was kind of on the methadone and it was a harder time. I got addicted to a lot of pills. Actually me and Big Bird were actually in a relationship, no one realizes it but me and him were actually, you know, that was. That was cool, no judgment, no judgment. So how was Big Bird doing since the accident? I heard he lost a leg. What bird has them, they actually, they got real pissed off because he had a stroke and then they're problem with young dad to take his position. Oh damn, that sounds horrible. Okay, so what do you do for work now Elmo? Now Sesame Street is off the air. Do you work the corner? I'll test Sesame Street or what? Just a second. Oh shit, that's not a truck. I mean, when you think about it, like a puppeteer on a little kid show, I mean, it's super fucked up and ironic at the same time. Can we ask him, you were actually the one who was even more of a kid than me and I told him, this is fucked up and he told me to shut the fuck up. He did now, did he? Oh man. He did it many times. He had camera so she could. He did things to me, I got a little targeted. Elmo, if it upset, we won't talk about it buddy, it's alright. Well, the boss said Jim Henson was very cool to us, make us work seven hour nights at times, now we're no sleep. And our other day was the clockhead, the cat was awake. They always just didn't know what to do and we're making this and money. But it was depressing at times. Well, I'm sorry to hear about your shitty working conditions man. Hopefully it's gotten better since the show was off air. Not really. Elmo does that blow jobs because people know who this is. I had to do some money because of the tickle Elmo and please don't ask me, will they have touched me? They've got me out of the house! Well, I'm sorry they touched you inappropriately Elmo. Looks like you tickled me Elmo product was... Yeah, sounds like it did well both the kids but yeah, wow. There was a peppermint JC, he was never made his appearance. Jim Henson actually picked him up and he made him and then the studio said he would be too biased. And then they threw him in the banner. Jim Henson said that he'd left his all but if he ever fucked with him, fucked him around or anything, he would tell us in the banner. I'm sorry to hear it. I'm sorry to hear Elmo. So the cookie monster's addiction with cookies on set was very apparent. No, no, it was in Texas. It was back in here on cookies. No one ever wanted to notice. But Jim Henson never knew but there was a lot of drug use between the methods. Can't let the frog is a motherfucker! Is he? He's a showman, this is fucked! Man, that sounds like the things you hear about people like you never would have guessed Jim with the frog wasn't sick. I love this, this is crazy! Wait, you had sex with Miss Peggy? Fuck you, baby! We went in the back pit and it was fucking amazing! So I heard Miss Peggy likes to eat bacon, is this true? I heard it often with Sarah and I thought, poor she had good time all the time! She went to the series with me but she actually put a hit on her husband actually. She put a hit on Kermit really? They never went to her because of that. They found out about it and they found out about us. They had a split and suddenly told us if we ever slept again again, we would have fucked him down. Damn, that's crazy! That's a mystery from all fucked up pets! You don't want them to be Sesame Street! It's just a sounds video with a couple of bear kids! And posted that they put us in! That sounds horrible, LMO. I'll be sure to ever visit Sesame Street. What am I supposed to know? Is what I hate this? Hey, what the fuck are you doing, LMO? I hate to know! You're fucking an asshole! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Well, I guess LMO couldn't stay too long for the interview YouTube, but you heard it first. Don't visit Sesame Street. Thanks for watching this Get YouTube.

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