Shon and Saunders hour long special 2016-11-17

What is up YouTube? I've got a question for you. And my question to you is, are you Kuku for Coco Puffs? Now with 50% more cocoa. Yeah! Anyway the video you saw me just upload is a couple days old. So yeah that fucker took a couple days to throw together and edit and it would have been all in one take. Both the first half and the second half except well one of my friends was calling me on the phone and the video stopped towards the end of it but there you have it. A video of me making burger like I said I was going to and look at my hair it's thickening up quite nicely. I got this what's it? Dove Men Plus Care shampoo that I use and it's supposed to thicken up your hair. I also got some other things I've been doing trying to regrow the hair like on the sides right here on my widow's peak and the stuff back here that I've picked out. And so far I've noticed that slowly but surely my hair was growing back in area as where it's missing and it may take a while it may take me till my hair is like literally down to fucking here before it even shows a slight difference. But so on bad time my hair gets down to here I'll cut it back up to right here and yeah are you YouTube Kuku for Coco Puffs are you Kuku for Coco Puffs Kuku for Coco Puffs. Oh yeah now those Coco Puffs really have 50% more Coco let's find out. Yeah I taste pretty Coco-ey. Look YouTube I'm a cereal killer. Going all Ted Bundy on a box of Coco Puffs. Oh my six cents of humor. So if you've not tried Coco Puffs yet you're missing out because now it says right here in the box 50% more Coco. Actually I'm done eating cereal we're gonna have a visit from an old friend of mine. I think most of you know which friend I'm talking about. And normally when when my hair is wet it looks a little thin but these last couple of months as it's been slowly thickening thickening back up. I noticed my hair looks less and less thin when it gets wet so yeah. Like by the time my hair actually touches my waistline that's why I'll do the cut back up to my shoulders like it is right now and all the extra hair that I have cut off already. You know donate that to I'm walks of love and shit so. You know at one person commented on my videos could you not slurp when you drink pop or eat and my response to that is this. Do you get my point. My point is fuck you. You know I may sit there and make comments and sit there and say oh could you not eat cereal by slurping your could you not slurp your soda really loudly. Oh yeah. You know when people say things like that I'm more inclined to be extra obnoxious with it. People be like could you not slurp when you eat food or drink. I think. I feel the good shot about. Well there wasn't too bad of a dinner if I do say so myself two hot pockets in the bowl cereal. I'm cool with that. The diet of a bachelor. But motherfuckers on YouTube like look if you don't like my videos then there's the back button. Click it and watch something else. It's not like people aren't holding a gun to your head and telling you you have to watch his videos. Now no one's forcing you to watch my shitty videos so you know if you don't like my videos then don't watch. Coco puffs you all got the King Cobra JFS seal of approval. This right here is good cereal. So if you've not tried Coco puffs yet go out and get yourself a box and get your chocolatey goodness on. Yeah. You know I could use after a delicious dinner like that I could use a good smoke. And look if it isn't my trusty tobacco pie. Now the discord group that I was hanging out with. I'm no longer with that group. I'm with a new discord group that my homeboy's body has. And some of the members from the old discord are going to be in it of course. Now what led to the downfall of the original discord group was unfortunately one of the members went on a huge power trip. And it just basically got everyone in the group to say fuck this shit. You know so because of that a lot of people that were in that discord group are no longer in it. Yeah. I mean it may take a couple months for my hair to really really thick enough but you know it's looked a lot thicker than it has in the last couple of months. And I can dig that. Damn it's just about out of the smoke which is fried. Get a little cherry cabbage. I said sit back and yeah. Now the reason why my hair looks rather wet is because I just got out of the shower before watching a little bit of YouTube eating some dinner. And then yeah. What you had cereal for dinner you fucking weirdo. It's like you know what dude. There was nothing wrong with having cereal for dinner. Especially if you like eating cereal. Now which old friend do you think I'd be talking about? I'll give you four guesses. This smart ass motherfucker right here. What's the new him by now as Sean. I spell his name s h o n even though it's a house print how it's spelled so I spill it like it sounds. What's going on Sean? How the hell are you? Well I'm doing better. How are you? Man what's the matter? I don't want to talk about it. Come on Sean. What's the matter? Well if you didn't want that sex doll you could have given her to me. Shit. What? I want to girlfriend. But no. Do you know how depressing it is sitting on your goddamn shelf all goddamn day watching you bitch about not being able to find a girlfriend. It's depressing because you ain't going to do shit about it. You fucking asexual. Sean I'm straight up money sexual. Are you sure? Yeah I'm pretty sure. Well you might as well be what do you mean like I said you bitch about not being able to find a girlfriend and then you don't do shit about it. Fucking hermit. You know what Sean your negativity is not needed. Fuck you. What kind of person? What? What kind of person destroyed stuff his fans send him? You are disgusting piece of shit you know that fuck you Sean. Fuck you. You know what Sean most of my fans have forgiven me right now. Well I wouldn't. I don't subscribe here. What? I would unsubscribe from your dumb ass if that was my situation. Where do you work Sean? Where do I work? Yeah where do you work? I work at a funeral home. You work at a funeral home eh? Yeah. I'm used to saying assholes no lives and tonight's no exception. Wait are you saying I'm an asshole with no life? Yes. Very good young pala wine laryna. You're not as stupid as I thought. So um what's new Sean? Well this time of year it gets real busy for me. Why is that? Black Friday shopping. Wait. Oh do you go shopping? No. At my work you stupid fuck. Wait why does he get busy around this time of year because of black Friday shopping? Because people kill each other to be the first one in line to buy shit. That means more business for this guy. Wow Sean. I know right? That's not what Christmas is all about. No say we. It's not about being greedy and trampling the fucking person that works at the shopping center to death because you want to be the first person in line to buy your spoil and ask for any kid or fucking PS4. Well said Sean. Well said. Oh no. I got this up pop up right here. Get rid of it. Okay. So how was that? Well basically said. Job for script is unable to locate blah blah blah. So all I do is hit okay. Okay. I see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Seriously though. What? You sure to keep that sex doll? Why do you say that? Because you're never gonna find a girlfriend dude. You're a socially awkward loser autistic. You're ugly. You're unattractive and you're worthless. Wow Sean. Wow Sean. Terran to me some more. I don't you. Okay. Fuck you. Sniff my ass. Well Sean. I didn't get you down from your shofters to rip on me. Oh yes you did. You know your fans love a Sean and some of your episodes. You cannot deny your fans a Sean and some of your episodes. They think this shit's fucking hilarious. Seriously though I fucking hate you. What do you hate me Sean? You could have given it to me. You're still on about that. Yeah. I kinda am. Well Sean she's not a real girl. You know this right? And she was poorly made and the shipping was awful. Uh-huh. No Sean being serious like she was poorly made in the sex doll factory and then on top of that shipping was roughly handled. Uh-huh. You're still gonna give it to me. You don't have a dick Sean. You're just a stuffed body. So how could you sexually please her? Oh you really had to bring that shit up. You really had to bring that shit up. Yes I did. You're just a stuffed body. You don't have any Jantilla. You know what? Fuck you. I'm more of a man than you are. Ow. You want to keep talking shit motherfucker will beat you up. Wow first your sex doll and I'm gonna beat me up. What the hell is your problem? Seriously you need counseling. You know what Sean there isn't enough counseling to fix this psychotic mess. Really now. What the hell are you smoking the hell am I smoking? Yeah. Huh? What the hell are you smoking? Yeah. What the hell are you smoking? Well Sean I'm smoking some uh- What your feet stink. I just got out of shower. I'm just kidding. You know what Sean fuck you. Give me a hit of that. Whoa what the hell I want my nicotine. Okay just calm the fuck down god. I will say this. What's that? You have good taste in tobacco kind so that smoke is pride. Cherry Cavendish is quite delicious. You know the old expression. What old expression? Put that in your pipe and smell it. We can see your lips move. You know what Sean we can see your lips move. Well well what you get another sex doll anytime soon. No what do you mean no? One I don't have the money and two I'm young enough to where that should be a last option. What the hell was that? Dude how long has it been? How long has what been since you've had a girlfriend. Well over a year almost two years damn bro what that sucks. You know Sean having a relationship is not all it's cracked up to be. You fight with her sometimes. You deal with her friends not liking you. You deal with your friends saying oh dude we don't trust her you won't hang out with us anymore. Kind of thing. Not if you met the right one. Oh wait I forgot. You forgot? Yeah you're never gonna find the right girl. Loser. Seriously what? Who the fuck was the day 25 year old that plays with dolls? Okay Sean you're not a doll. You a ventriloquist puppet. And I'm a ventriloquist okay and you're a lousy one at that. What? You sir or you're a lousy I asked for a ventriloquist. You couldn't even true the question away out of a goddamn tether dag. A tether dag? You give a speech impediment? No I don't have a bloody speech impediment. You're a ventriloquist of a sock stop dad. That dad. Bad. Buh. The. The. Bad. Are you okay Sean? Are you sure you don't have a speech impediment? You don't have to fuck you. Wait oh you were saying I couldn't ventriloquist my way out of a paper bag really? Is that what you trying to say? Yeah holy shit. I couldn't let your fucking ears once in a while. Well Sean do you have any jokes besides your face? No I'm being serious do you have any jokes? Well I got one joke. Okay what's your joke? What kind of card is Caitlyn's general drive? Hmm I don't know Sean what kind of car? Okay what kind of car does Caitlyn's general drive? A trans am. Oh God that's lame. I got more jokes you got more jokes yeah I got plenty of jokes. I want to hit everybody laugh on your channel because you can't do it. Okay Sean. Hmm smoking's bad for you. You're such a hypocrite fuck you. No seriously Sean what are your jokes? What's a necrophiliax favorite band? Hmm I don't know Sean what is a necrophiliax favorite band? Look grateful dead. That's disgusting. I know. What did the skeleton say when he took a cruise on a ship? I don't know Sean what did the skeleton say when he took a cruise on a ship? Bone viagy. Do you want one skeleton said to the other skeleton? What's that Sean? I got a bone to pick with you. Do you know what the male skeleton said to the female skeleton? I don't know Sean what did the male skeleton say to the female skeleton? I jumped them bones. You want song the skeleton saying when he went to jail? I don't know Sean what song did the skeleton say when he went to jail? Bad to the bone. Bad to the bone. Oh my gosh Sean that's lame. You know what? You do a joke. What? Come on. You think you're so much funnier than me? You do a joke. Come on. Goth man. Make everybody laugh. Cause doesn't this just scream creepy folks? 25 year old autistic Goth playing with a doll. You know what Sean you're a doll you're a ventriloquist dummy. Who are you calling a dummy? You're a dummy? Uh... Speaking of dummies have you heard of our new president? Whoa Sean we don't need secret service assassinating you or me. What? Uh... Wow Sean just wow. I don't want to be president. President Sean yeah. We already have enough dummies in the White House as it is. What's one extra? Wow Sean not to mention all the dummies we have in Congress am I right? Seriously though what who the hell is pulling Donald Trump string? Oh my god Sean. Seriously what? My hands are bigger than our president's hands. Oh wait you're saying your hands are bigger than Donald Trump's hands? God damn right. Oh wow Sean. So where's that joke huh? Mr. Funny man. Come on tell us a joke. My sex life. I know right. If you want to get your dick with me. But you take a shower. Wow Sean. Hey Alex is rolling with it dude come on. Oh wait wait wait wait wait what what Sean what? How did you got laid the other night? I did a couple times you know a couple nights you know. Oh who's the lucky lady? You know Sean I true gentleman is not kiss and tell oh what did she enjoy it? Yeah buddy yeah buddy. Wow Sean wow. Oh wait I was watching your YouTube videos. Oh you watch my YouTube video Sean yeah. You were telling all your fans about how you got laid a couple days before you got that actual sex doll and you were losing interest in that shit completely. Yeah yeah but it's an option that's available to me if I have the money and if I actually haven't had any relations in a good long time right? So what? If you haven't had a girlfriend in three to four years and you actually have the money to get that sex doll you have retarded in your last video what you do it? Yeah I would. Ha loser. You know what Sean what? Fuck you. No seriously what? When you get your sex doll because you haven't had a girlfriend in three to four years can we tag team her? No. Wow really? Seriously? Let's get it on that shit. I don't want to go out. Shut up Sean. Sick motherfucker. A motherfucker I may be but the mother I fuck is not mine. I might used to do it this way with the other hand. That's what she said. Oh my god Sean. So how old would you be in four years? Hmm. I'm 25 right now so 26, 27, 28, 29. I'd be 29, 30 in four years. Damn. So you're telling me if you made it to your 30th birthday and you haven't had a girlfriend yet and she would give up and start saving up money for that sex doll legitimately. Yeah. Ha. My husband will start saving up now because you're gonna be alone the rest of your life. You don't know that Sean. Oh yeah so I do. Yes I do. I know you're going to be alone the rest of your life and there ain't shit you can do about it. Putting your pipe between your lips. It's trying to cover up your shitty ass for the chillic with them. Wow dude. Just wow. You know what Sean I don't need your negativity and I don't need you. Well Sean you don't have any more jokes than you're just gonna go back up on the shelf. I got plenty of jokes. Do you know? Yeah. Another pop-up? The Mac cannot connect to iCloud because of the problem with the email. Okay so later. There we go. Seriously though what? Your coffin's only gonna get worse if you keep smoking. You know what Sean I don't need any whipped from you. Especially when you smoke too. Do not. Yeah you do. Okay you're right. Give me hand of that pipe. Oh yeah. I don't think I fixed your shirt here. You know what Sean my YouTube channel is growing so so chances are I could use that to help me with getting a girlfriend. What the hell do you mean by that? Like hey baby I'm famous on YouTube. How you doing? You're still a fucking pathetic. No Sean the only one that's pathetic right now is you. What the fuck ever? Think about this for a second folks. He's arguing with a Ventura Quest dummy. He's not going to win this argument. What argument? That you're stupid in the name. I am not. Yes you are. No I'm not. Yes you are. You're stupid. You're ugly and you're unattractive and you're worthless. I am not stupid. I'm unattractive and worthless. Yes you are. No I'm not. Yes you are. No I'm not. Yes no yes no. Yes you are. No yes no yes no. I am not. Yes you are. You are fucking loser and a creeper. Like that one episode of Scooby-Doo. That one episode of Scooby-Doo. Oh you know. Creeper creeper. Shut up Sean. Do you have any more jokes Sean? Yeah I got a joke you got a joke yeah what's your joke? What is a hillbilly's favorite bread to use on a sandwich? I don't know Sean. What is a hillbilly's favorite bread to use on a sandwich? That's easy it's in bread. You're disgusting I know. What the hell is that? That's a good so. What's a fault? Your thoughts are a little weak there. Oh yeah? How's that? Oh god damn it Sean. Dude that fucking stinks. I know right? Oh my god you're gagging on this shit. I only fuck you too. Look at this. He's. Yeah yeah. I'm making you stink. You're not making me stink you're making the air stink. I know. I know. Well I'm not the world's greatest ventriloquist I'll admit that I'm a little rusty I think. Rusty. Get that motherfucker out here. I'm not gonna bring Rusty out. Come on. No because you two are just gonna step there and fight with each other. No I promise I promise I will not fight with Rusty. You promise? Well I can't make any big promises but I'll try. God damn it. Oh yeah I got a little bit super glue on Rusty. I gotta wash him. Oh damn it. I don't know how I did that. How's it going Rusty? What the hell happened to your hair? My hair I combed it out. Well it looks like the comb won. Fuck you both. What's up YouTube? The name's Rusty. Yeah I'm a co-ver sock puppet. I'm in a hood. Get it? Yeah wow that joke is so old. You know what it's about as old as your funeral home joke where you say you have you work with assholes with no lives. That's not how it goes. I said I'm used to seeing assholes with no lives and tonight's no exception. Right? Oh my god you two. Really Rusty? Wait a second. What? Rusty doesn't have an ass. Yeah so how the hell is he farting? I honestly don't know. Seriously though what could you imagine this guy? Being alone the rest of his life. I totally can. It's fucking funny. Right. Alone. Living by himself for the rest of his life. Rusty do you have any jokes? Yeah I got a joke. What's your joke? Sean's face. Fuck you. Okay no YouTube. Really Rusty? Did you have to fart on Sean? Oh we can do this all gone damn day. Ninja fart. Oh that does it. No YouTube. What the hell? Oh that does it. Sean would you? Okay could you two seriously stop burping and farting on each other? We have a video to do. Well he started it. Your face started it. He hit me. Fuck. Hey Josh. What? What Sean? What? Dude do you have any anti-vendom? What do you mean? I just bit him. Yeah. If this were city work conditions they would call that a labor strike. Ha. My name is growing dark. I can't. I can't. Oh come on Sean don't bullshit me. You're immune to Rusty's cobra venom. You're right I'm so full of shit. Wow Sean. Wow. Seriously nice. Seriously though. What Rusty? Your hair. What about my hair? What about my hair Rusty? Your hair looks like shit. Well at least he has hair. I have scales you moron. Oh scales huh? You play the guitar Mr. Snake scales. Really guitar scale joke. Oh I got a joke you got a joke. Yeah. You can tune a car. You can tune a guitar. You can tune a piano. But you can't tune a fish. Get it? Oh fucking lame. Oh what's here your joke then Mr. Funny Guy. Okay I got a joke you got a joke. Yeah. Why couldn't the skeleton go skinny dipping? I don't know. Why couldn't the skeleton go skinny dipping? Because the skeleton had no skin. Uh-huh. Uh. I got a joke. You got a joke? Yeah. What did the skeleton say when he ate in a fancy restaurant? I don't know Rusty. What did the skeleton say when he ate at a fancy restaurant? Bone I put teeth. Uh-huh. Uh. Get it. Bone. Uh-huh. What's your skeleton joke? Wise guy. Well I got a joke. Yeah. What's your joke? The skeleton was fucking a skull and he said, talk about a skull fucking. Nah. Lame. You're lame. Oh yeah. Your mom was a tree. Oh yeah? Well, well, your brother is in a snake charmer's basket. Don't you talk about my mother like that? They've outlawed snake charming India for your information. Oh really? Yeah. Really? Seriously though, what Rusty? You need to write a script. A script? Yeah. This on the spot shit. It's not very good. Let's show us what the fuck you know. Well, you know what you two, if somebody washes your face, you know what you two, if somebody washes your face, you know what you two, yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Well, Rusty, I think you're a little bit of glue on you, right? Right about. Right there. And it's right there. Yeah. How are you gonna get that shit off of me? Well, Rusty, I might have to throw you in with the laundry when I do laundry so I can wash it off of you. Well, that would be nice. Seriously, what? Why the hell do they call you Rusty? Well, I named him Rusty because his scales, Sean, his scales are the color of Rust. Really? That's why you named me Rusty. Yeah. Well, okay then. I really can't argue with that logic. So tell me something. Yeah. Tell us something. Do you have a crush on anyone here in town? No, Sean, I don't. Oh shit! What about that cute girl you bought those earrings from, huh? Well, the one in my right ear broke. I still have the one on my left ear. Yeah. Yeah, just your number. No, because she already has a boyfriend. Well, ain't that just the rotten luck? Yeah. I've learned a long time ago, you two. I've learned a long time ago. What have you learned? Yeah, what have you learned? Yeah, what have you learned? I've learned a long time ago that it is unwise to have a crush on a girl. Or a crush in general. Why is that? Well, if you know why they call it a crush, why is that? Because in the engine, heart gets crushed. Oh, boohoo. Why, I cry me a river. Build a bridge and get over it. Really, you two? Well, seriously. Yeah, Sean's right. Sitting on the shelf, watching you bitch about love all the goddamn time. When you don't do shit about it, Sean's right. You're going to be a loneress to your miserable fucking autistic life. Wow, Rusty. Now, you're going to dog on me, too. He's not going to dog you more on his a cobra. I know that. Doggy on someone that's an expression. Oh, okay. I was going to say, I'm on funky looking dog. You're not a dog. I know. It's being a smart ass. How can you be a smart ass? What do you mean by that? Well, if you're a smart ass, that would have to imply your ass has a brain. In which case, they would call that a brain fart. A brain fart, really? It was a stretch, but I went for it. So, Rusty, I heard you, you're a, you have a new favorite sport. Oh, yeah. I love to go bowling. You love to go bowling? Why is that? I strike out every time. Yeah. Wow. Oh, thanks, Rusty, for what? My screensaver turned on and you hit the space bar. Salad. It made a song about me. Did they? Yeah. It goes. And springy little cobo getting ready to fly. Springy little cobo. I'm going to shot him down. I don't think springy little cobo where I was a song about you, Rusty. What do you mean? Well, springy little cobo where I was a song about the cobo musting. Or the little AC cobo where I said, shall be cobo designed. Ah, you mean Carol Shelby, that's where I meant. Yeah. Well. Okay then. Whatever. What the hell's your problem? I don't like you. I don't like you either. Okay, Sean, you promised me you wouldn't fight with Rusty if I brought him out. You know what? That little cobo, I swear to God, I'm going to stuff him in the baskets and play the flute. That's not funny. No, you know, it wasn't funny. You're jokes. You're jokes suck. Okay, you too. Enough. Rusty, if you keep fighting with Sean, I'm going to have to put you back up on the shelf. You know what? Screw your depressing shit. I want to go back on the shelf. Oh, screw my depressing shit. You want to go back on the shelf? Yeah. Later, you too. Next time you do laundry, put me in the wash so you can get this dry glue off my fucking hood. Look at that shit, you too. Right? Yeah, right there. You see that shit? How the fuck did you get glue on me? Seriously, it wasn't accident. Uh-huh. Your birth wasn't accident. Your biological mother should have swallowed. You know what? Fuck you, Rusty. You're going back up on the shelf. Fine. Say bye to YouTube, Rusty. Bye. YouTube. You're going to get a later dick flicker. Fuck you, you stupid cut. Whoa! Okay, you two never stop fighting and it's getting old. You're getting old. It will be 26th in March. And after that, you only got four more years till you're 30. How does that make you feel? You fucking oldtimer. I'm still on my prime. Yeah, you sound like it. Fuck you, Sean. It's on my hair dries. It looks way good when it dries. Keep telling yourself that you delusional fucker. You know what, Sean? What? I'm sick of your shit. Are you now? Uh-huh. What the hell was that? I farted. Well, guess what? Watch, Sean. I fart better than you do. Oh my god, Sean. Uh. So, I heard you heard what? I heard Donald Trump wants to take away social security. Or SSI, basically. What are you going to do, Josh? What? If you don't have a job and Donald Trump takes away SSI, what the fuck are you going to do? You know, Sean, I did hear that Donald Trump wants to take away social security income. But the thing if it is, I don't think he really can. How do you know? Because I guarantee you that a lot of congressmen and women know somebody that's on SSI that really needs it. And therefore, based off of that conclusion alone, I don't think Donald Trump will successfully take away SSI. I guess time will only tell. Seriously though, what? How can we not bring me out on camera anymore? How can we not bring you out on camera anymore? Yeah. Well Sean, I don't really have a script written out for you. Oh come on. You know the fans love a good little fashion, Sean and Sean in this episode. You cannot deny. I read the comments on your Facebook. Do you know? Yeah. Well people on Facebook have accused you, me? Yeah, you. People on social media have a, people on social media basically accused you of being my demon child. That's a load of bullshit. No seriously though, what the fuck? Yeah, people think you're my demon child. That's a load of shit. I'm not your child. And if I was your child, if you were my father, I would shoot myself. Really Sean, you feel that strongly about me? Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. If you were my father, I would kill myself. I'd be like, I would be like, screw this shit, I'm done. Just above the bridge and be like, baffly, Sean. Okay, you know what, Sean, what? What happened? What do you mean? With that one girl, you bought the earrings from. Oh, you want to hear that story? Yeah. Tell me a story, Uncle Joshy. Pretty please. Okay, I'll tell you, just stop being obnoxious. I can't. It is my job to be obnoxious. Well, back when I was still working at Wendy's, I walked up to the Eastridge Mall and I was looking to get some earrings. And there was this cute girl standing behind the earring counter and she didn't immediately look up. First thing I know is that she has this long, gorgeous black hair and she kind of depends over the, you know, depends over the counter looking for stuff. But it's weird because she was being kind of bashful with me and maybe I didn't see it around her way but looking back on it now, then what happened? Well, she looked up at me and then what happened? I got struck stupid for a minute. Really? You were like, uh, pretty much. And the back of my head, I'm like, say something that makes you sound interesting. What'd you say? Well, I told this girl that I have music on iTunes. And I thought that was really, that's the best you could come up with. Well, yeah, I mean, I thought I would work but in the back of my head, I'm like, I got stupid. She's not getting me interested in that. Uh-huh. They don't happen to me. Well, after I bought the earrings, I put the one in and I walked around the mall and came back around to the entrance by the earring stand and got the one on my left ear in without using a piercing gun. Wait a second. What? You pierced your left ear without a piercing gun? Pretty much, yeah. I pretty much circled around the mall and when I came back, I finally came back around by the earring stand and was preparing to leave the mall. She saw me like, puncturing my ear without the piercing gun, just, just straight in there like that. Dude! Yeah. Well, about four weeks had passed and I finally worked up the courage to ask her out. Aww. And when I went up to the mall to ask her out, I had my paycheck, you know. I planned on going up to the mall and just be like, hey, um, wondering if you troubled me with a cup of coffee at Starbucks or something, you know. What happened? Well, Sean, she no longer works there. What? She no longer works there. Wait, what color were her eyes? What color were her eyes? They were, they were this intense bright green. Aww. That's your kryptonite. We talking about, oh, don't bullshit me. Girls with black hair and green eyes. That's your kryptonite, man. You cannot bullshit me. Well, I was talking to one of my friends about the incident and this is where he told me. He told me that apparently she had gotten fired from the mall because her boss thought she was flirting with customers at the earring stand. What a load of shit! I know, right? And the second thing he told me was that apparently she already has a boyfriend. Well, ain't that just the shittiest lock? Yeah, yeah. And, you know, to be truthful, Sean, yes, I may have a thing for girls with black hair and green eyes, but that doesn't mean that I don't know if my other girl is attractive. Aww. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah. There's a lot of attractive women out there. Aww, I do tell. Yes, there are, Sean. And, um, yeah, Casper and Austin bring attractive women in it. No shit. Damn. Like, I want to check them out, but I don't because, well, quite frankly, I don't want them looking at me like I'm a disgusting creep. What? Well, yeah. Hold on a second. What, Sean? If you are checking out a girl and you're not being creepy about it, she should take it as a compliment. Yeah. Like, oh, Lord King Cogor is checking me out. Oh, don't I feel special? What? Okay, wait a minute. First of all, you go from insulting me. You go from insulting me to trying to make me feel better. I'll get it. Whatever, Sean. The only reason I don't do that, Sean, is because now one day checking a girl out can be considered sexual harassment. What? Yeah. What kind of a horse should is this? Back when I still worked at Wendy's, um, a while back, they updated their, um, their sexual harassment policy. Uh-huh. And, um, elevator eyes, yeah. That's what they called it. Elevator eyes, if it's unwanted, is considered sexual harassment. What? What kind of a fucked up world are we living? Seriously. What? Seriously, chicks check out dudes all the fucking time and no one says shit about that. But if a dude checks out a chick and she doesn't want him to, she's like, oh, officer, he's sexually... Oh, officer, he's sexually harassed me. What kind of fucking shit is this? God! Fucking stupid. Oh, Sean, no. No. This is bullshit. Fuck sexist double standards in our society, like seriously. You done? Yeah. I'm just, I'm tired of it. I'm tired of men and women being treated differently in our society. It pisses me off. Well, Sean, I learned a long time ago. What the hell did you learn? Huh? What the hell did you learn? I learned a long time ago. It doesn't do any good to get pissed off about things, about things we can't change. What? Okay, let me slow it down for you, Sean. It doesn't do any good to get pissed off about things we cannot change in our society. I'm just one person in this, this right here is just one dummy. Yeah! Well, I'm just saying though. Your hair does look a lot thicker though. Well, thank you. I've been using a different shampoo and I've been using these, um, these treatment, these little things that you squeeze into a tube and then you squeeze into the tube on the areas in which you want the hair to grow back and stuff. And then I've got a spray that I spray on top of that when I'm done putting those ointments on or whatever. Oh, cool. Another trick that you can do to grow your hair faster, Sean, oh, do tell, is if you take some mayonnaise and you spread it in your hair, what? Because mayonnaise has egg whites in it. So if you take some mayonnaise and you spread it on the area of your hair where it's really good and you leave it in your hair just a couple hours before you shower it and wash your hair and stuff, yeah, really, yeah. Huh, I didn't know that. So yeah, if you didn't want to use onions to thicken up your hair, you can mix virgin olive oil and mayonnaise into a little bowl and then massage it into your scalp. Let it dry on to your scalp and leave it in your hair for a couple hours prior to you washing it out. And what you do is you take a plastic bag of some sorts and while your hair is drying with that stuff in it, you want to take the plastic bag and hold it to your head where your hair is at. And leave the plastic bag wrapped around your hair until it's done drying. Once it's done drying, take the bag off and leave that stuff in your hair for a couple hours before you go and actually shower. Huh, yeah. If you wanted to grow your hair faster and you didn't want to use onions, there's another ways. Cool. I did not know that. Well, Sean, your hair looks pretty good. You don't have to worry about going bald anytime soon. That's because my hair is made out of plastic. You stupid fuck. Okay, you know what, Sean? What? Don't be like that. What? No, seriously, don't be like that. What? Oh, I hope this makes your fans happy. Your fans love Sean and Sonny's episodes. No, Sean, I can't imagine why they like Sean and Sonny's episodes. I really can't. Oh, come on. Because who else would use a dummy to rip on themselves like this? Seriously, this shit's fucking gold. It would have been funnier if you would have had that doll on your lap. You mean her, dude? Venturelliquist YouTube comedy gold. But no. Yeah. You know what, Sean? What? I've already explained myself in that situation. Yeah, yeah. Shitty circumstances, I know. All that burger video I made is a couple days old. So yeah. Huh. It's Sean. What? Game on. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? Wait a second. What? I got one more of me. Yeah. I got a secret to tell you. A secret? What is it? Come closer. Oh, god, damn it. The fuck did you eat, dude? Oh, Ronchy. Your face is Ronchy. Holy fuck, an hour long. How the hell do you do this shit? An hour long video. How and the fuck do you manage to do this? I don't know, Sean, but we're going to have to end the video with your shit for now right here because, yeah. Right. Right. Oh, Sean, I'm sorry if my dummy offended you. He's a Ron real shit. He's for yourself. Anyway, Sean, you're going back up on the shelf. And say goodbye to YouTube. Bye, YouTube. I'll see you on the next Sean Saunders episode. Well, Sean, thanks for hopping on the old King Cobras show. The what? The King Cobras show. It's what I do on my YouTube. Whatever. Bye, YouTube. Siu all in hell. Hey, hey. What? I said, see you all in hell. Wow, Sean. Do we need to call an extra sister? No. I just said see you all in hell. I was being creepy. That's what dolls do. We're creepy. Yeah. Say it by the camera, Sean. By the camera, Sean. Sean, what? No, come on. What? Be serious. Okay, later, YouTube. All right, back on the show if you devilish bastard. You're the devilish bastard. Oh, oh, oh. Wow, Sean. Seriously, though? What, Sean? You're a bunch of look-wise, you've got socks. You know what, Sean? Fuck off. Holy crap. Yeah. And usually when my hair dries, I'll comb it back like this while it dries. And then when it's done drying, I just want it to fall forward naturally. What, Sean? Allow comments on this video. Why the fuck should I allow comments on this video? I want to see what people say about me. I don't know if you want people... Sean, I don't think you want to see what people say about you. YouTube's pretty mean. No, allow comments. I'll just cut that video. I don't want allow comments on this video, but Sean, the things that I shall allow comments on this video. So, man. At least the one on my left here didn't break. I still have the one on my right ear. I keep it safe on my altar and a container. One thing I noticed too is that when I bought these pot leaf gauges from her, is that she also had a pack of marble menthols, which means, oh shit, she just smoker. All right. I don't think she was flirting with customers. I think she was just taking a bag. Because when I talked to my friend about the issue, my friend said, well, you're not a bad looking guy, Josh. That's why she was acting bashful around your business. So, even if the rest of the world sees it, I don't. YouTube, I don't. Well, anyway, this is King Covert JFS with another show. And, thanks for watching. I'll catch you all later.