Keeping it real on youtube 2016-11-19

What is up, YouTube? So yes, I can admit I really fucked up. Yes, I can admit I did that. But upon finding out that trending upon Twitter and Tumblr, I'm blowing up quite big for all the wrong reason as people are hearing about this odd story involving a sex doll. Now you can choose to continue supporting me or you can continue to hate me either way, shape it. But at the same time, you can only imagine the sort of internet chaos one could cause. I'm such a simple, moment-to-be-destructive moment. But hiding my fans like that, they go so much deeper and smashing in a guitar. People who support you in Amsterdam. Now, if this kind of story generates enough buzz for my channel in a negative way and people like Leafy, whoever else might make fun of it, I'm prepared to do a shit talking storm too, but I don't want to go down that route cause I'm feeling it would not go well for certain individuals because I had to deal with this kind of crap. I'm an entire YouTube career and I get so sick and tired of people saying that I use my ass for a kiss for an excuse. I was like, no, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I'm so sure I picked a bad coat from Smokers Prime. If I have smoking as a lot healthier than vaping, but these things can be a bit of a hassle to maintain. They do clog up after so many amounts of tobacco. I use a bobby pin to unclog it. Most of the Smokers would carry pipe clears with them, but that's kind of an absolute maintain. And you ain't got a fucking job. But I ain't got no stress because I make this shit happen, Cam. The four years that I've worked at my last job I built up a rather presentable reputation. That's just my opinion. And um... The adventure that we skipped was just what the fuck. Breaking the fourth dimension won too many times. I think it's a bit of a problem. It's also got a little bit of that plunk tobacco, which is really good. I've seen this before. Your table is pretty easy looking shit. This particular together, too. It happens to look like a world. And I never see tobacco like this. It's a bifur. One of my top favorite pipe tobaccos right here. This right here is Glant Harbor, I think co-black shirt and twist. Either I had this shit out this week, I actually smoked the Anapai. It's a good smoke. I tell you what, though, this is some motherfucking potent tobacco. This is bought on pipesasthigars.com using my account. Isn't that just beautiful? On a website, it said this is one serious tobacco. And I'm like, ooh, challenge accepted. No, but it's not a challenge. It's an enjoying adventure experience. When pipesasthigars.com say this is one serious tobacco, they were not fucking around. But you ever see tobacco like this? Yeah. Take a small nug of it, shred it up, put it dry out, stuff it in your pipe, smells real good. First of all, I'm on a serial killer. I know social media is gonna make me out to be one. It's kind of funny because I'm not. The only thing I'm killing is time when I bust a rhyme. It's not but for real, though. I got all this talent on guitar and potential vocals. Why waste that? By wasting someone else's life. At the end of the fucking day, I got bigger fish to fry, YouTube. And haters are gonna hate the way you shape it. So either they're gonna be with me or they're against me. It's just unfortunately it is what it is. And, you know, that's all about learning from your mistakes. You know, and... It's like learning guitar takes a minute, you know, to forgive and forget. But if you dwell in the past, just just gonna make watching my videos more sour. That's all I have to say about that issue. A lot of people judge the company that I hang out with sometimes. And so, you know, it's because they care about me and I get that. But... They get to know the person a little bit. Oh, this person's cool, you know. Kind of thing. Yeah, buddy. You tear it up into a smaller chunks. It's a dry out of it. It's more here. Keep your fresh in the bag so you don't throw it out to the bag. You know, I always get this chugged up dry out of it. I'll smoke it. Yeah. Oh, it smells good. That doesn't even dry out just during these days though. I exaggerate, it's very moist. You know, as it can clog your pipe like that. So, if you want to smoke that kind of a tobacco, you have to shirt it up, dry it up, little good. And it's basically like dry out, a really moist cigar. Basically, it's as it smells like a cystic sea of a rich cigar. Yeah. But as with California law, you have to be 21 years of age or older to purchase tobacco online, including pipes at cigars.com. And I am 25 years old so legally, I'm not doing shit. Yeah, I know it's kind of stupid. I mean, it's tobacco. It's not like you're buying alcohol. You know what I'm saying? Kind of thing, but yeah, there's just a lot of people giving it to my ears and shit. Which is understandable, you know. But a lot of people are pissed at me and at the elections. And it's just... I mean, I thought of royally. And the only thing I could do right now is just play a little bit of guitar, you know what I'm saying? End of the better ear acoustic. Imagine I do it a lot of tricks. Five, four days from now, this cool group I was hanging out with made these t-shirts right. That's going towards an electric guitar. And a lot of my fans would be like, yo, that'd be sick as fuck as he was doing shit to me and electric again. Yeah. When I smash it now, what's the point of smashing it really? I mean, if I actually managed to find a decent electric guitar for a fair price, but I guess we'll sell, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. But the electric guitar as I have already broken to begin with, and it's just kind of like so metal-y, you know. But at the same time, you don't have a guitar to practice on, so I have this acoustic right here that I'm not going to smash, obviously. So I could still practice guitar, but when I get on electric, it's like I'll check this out. Take my scales out and practicing, like acoustic, which are a lot faster. But there's some decent distortion. I'm gonna shred that shit. And, you know, people are gonna make their assumptions about me. It is what it is. Going so far as to call it the next tip, but I knew that's bullshit. That's complete bullshit, man. Well, I used an opportunity. Music is such a wonderful place to escape to. It doesn't judge you. Music is unjudgmental unlike social media. It's a combination of that plug-to-back one top and then over to the cherry-capped addition of the bottom. It doesn't stay lit very easy, but it's a good smoke. I mean, death wish coffee is like some of the world's strongest fucking coffee in the world. Like that's some damn good coffee. It's a sticker right down the guitar. It's kind of cool. It's like, hey, free advertising. What the fuck is that? And then, Benny, you know, swamp-a-delix sticker. Swamp-a-delix, like some spicy, yes, hot sauce. I'll check this out. This is what's fucking funny. It is someone flagged my spicy burger challenge because of a sex doll crap. And lo and behold, YouTube did not terminate my account. They simply age-restricted the video. Nice try-trolls. Now, I should make it very clear right now that my channel is not for youngsters. Duh! My channel's a bit more adult-shocking and weird macabre and what the fuck? I'm on the weird side of the internet again. The kind of thing. You know, a bunch of trolls talking shit, coming to me, a bunch of things. And the sex doll was kind of sexually frustrating, but I'll say it sounds good to do real thing, YouTube. It's kind of like, vaping versus smoking a real cigarette. People are going to sit there and say, oh, yeah, I quit smoking with what? Or the vapor pen? Okay, it has nicotine in it, but you quit smoking. Okay, yeah, whatever. Not telling you how to live your life, but don't tell people you quit smoking. You're full of shit. Yeah, I'm saying, if you want to quit smoking cigarettes or cut back, that's... Pipe to back, I was a great way to do that. It's a lot cheaper. It smells better. I'm not cutting back on cigarettes. I'm just, you know, so I got it. And I'm not bitching about it, you know, kind of thing. I mean, you spend like, what, 83 dollars for 34 ounces of really good tobacco, shipped to your door like two or three days. That's what's up. I had to take a picture for Facebook of my ID, because I have a feeling that when someone flagged a post, I post a private group on Facebook, and someone tried to hack my Facebook at the same time. And that's what let the Facebook saying, well, we're going to term your shape for seven days. You can't post anything on Facebook for seven days, okay, whatever. And then maybe someone tried to hack my fucking account, so maybe that's why they asked me for my ID. And it's like, what the fuck? And the pictures I posted on the closed group did not break the closed groups rules. People just like to get on there and it's like people shouldn't get their accounts in trouble. It's worse crap. It's complete and utter horse crap. I'm going to do Discord Hangout with my homeboy Spani, and a couple of close friends, true people who have been through this whole fiasco. But there was one particular individual, although I just Discord Hangout, that one on a huge fucking power trip, and it's just so fucking shitty dude, that's not cool. Says the guy dude what I did, okay, you know, I know I have no more talk, but come on bro. And it's like I said, either you with me or you're against me. These haters are not going to stop me from making videos. They fucking fly glitter down, like okay, yeah, you know, I used to point my life off like that, you know, I'm young enough, I don't need a sexologist yet, you know, if I stayed up for a car, I'm going to job and shit like that, that kind of thing, would be a much better option, it would be much more productive. A sex doll is kind of fun, yes, for its moments, but it's not going to get you from pointing at a point, but if you have a job, you know what I'm saying? And I could very easily get an awesome car for $2,000. You know what I'm saying? So if you're going to spend $2,000 on a sex doll, let's share a comment, your life, but me personally, you know, but at the same time it was a generous offer and I overreacted because I believe what trolls were saying, they were saying, oh people in just corned nothing but trolls, blood, blood, blood. As I've lost just fucking grade. I got to the entire of the trolls man, I took the first generation of trolls out on the sex doll, I just tore it to pieces. Not the best way to take out my fucking anger, but... Bam. Bam. I had the way of shaping up $2,000 plus people talking about me. That's not something that happens every day. Grand Dadey when I was blowing up on social media, I was kinda cool. But it's really completely wrong reasons. People are assuming I'm a hell-cater-fuck-that shit, dude. Big or fished a fry man. There were things that snapped around here with guitar strings, damn it. That's what Grand Dath Total 5 is for, am I right? Like he's a gentleman. It's like a virtual punching bag. And the two deathmatches I've created are pretty fucking dope. I'm just saying. Tower Terror is one I created and I created it on the PS3. I'm not sure if you can transfer deathmatches and all that to GTA 5 on the PS4 if you can, that'd be something to invest in saving it for. This is because you owe awesome packages and shit. And here's the cool thing. I'm playing Grand Dath Total 5 on the PS3. Someone hits me up in the message box. Like, dude, no way. You can't go where I'm like, yeah. Do you have watch of you as I'm not playing Grand Dath Total 5 online with you? This is so fucking cool. They added me as a friend on fucking PSN and shit. So there's that too, you know what I'm saying? Come to find out there's not a whole lot of games for the PS4 just yet. So that's kind of, you know, one of those things. But Grand Dath Total 5 is legit. The black and green in that V looks sick. As fuck you too. Yeah, that plugs you back up. Definitely cause your pipeline quicker. It sounds not called. I'm just going to put this in right here. Get rid of broken scoot. Yeah, so I think so. Here's the thing. You're smoking your rate, paying your trying to quit smoking. But then say one day you forget to charge it or you're out of illegal juice. And you're having a bad fucking day. And you just want some fucking make it. You see how I'm smoking a cigarette. You're more likely to say fuck it. And ask them for a cigarette. And the cool thing about smokers is that they got an extra one. Yeah, they know how it is. They'll help you out with something like that. And people want to bitch your mouth. Smoking is a bad habit. Yeah, blah, blah, blah. Why have decisions, man? But by the time I'm old enough to work tobacco seriously affects my fucking health. I reckon the little thing I'm curious for cancer is, well, it's not that far away. We have a cure and it's legal on a bunch of states right now. From medical and recreational use. And the secretary, we're not the secretary, excuse me. Oh yeah. Donald Trump's surgeon general, I believe it is, said and I quote, people who smoke marijuana are bad people. What? Okay, so soldier's fighting for your freedom. I'm smoking it for the PTSD or bad people. Okay, I see how that is. Fuck you. That's what I have to say to that. And that's what they call it, exercise in my right to freedom of speech. Straight out, I'm gonna be blunt with you right now, YouTube, that's bullshit. And then Trump's like, oh yeah, well, you know, I was put to power on the divorce history in the states, you know, kind of thing. So it's like he's kind of in support of it, but he doesn't want to admit it. It's just... A lot of people are on the fence about it because a lot of people are hoping to tolerate when, because the idea of a female president will be sweet, but Hillary Clinton's not a good pick. We can find a better female president, we'll call for this shit. So for the next four years, I might add is Donald Trump, you know what I was saying? And right now, it's like hitting a reset button on a game of a monopoly. It can get real fucked up real quickly or we can fix things. I'm all for fixing things myself because... Blinded my fans are more than breaking the sidestone, the guitars combined. And people seem to go through shit like this on YouTube and I seem to struggle on to get better in a sense, I guess. And that's what makes watching my videos. So damn, I think they had the belief. Like, 4,000, 7,000, 14 subscribers and growing... Oh, damn. That's something to behold because like the curiosity factor, if he ripped up a sex soul, what the fuck? Okay, he plays guitar. Who was his odd character on YouTube? I'm on that weird part of the internet again. Okay, I already made that joke. It wasn't funny the first time I was more of a fucker to be funny this second time. Because someone did funny, that damn it. Damn. It's just about to get going to keep starting and breaking it up on your bowl. If you don't let it dry out, it's a good combination. They're paying what? 50, 60 bucks a carton for a cigarette, it's an any store and Wyoming. But you pay a couple, like, 30, 40 bucks extra, maybe 50. You get more tobacco than you get in a carton. That's just a better deal, you know what I was saying. I got some stuff growing for no shave, November. But I keep it trimmed if I'm job hunting. That's just fair game YouTube. I'm not a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. And maybe a job, maybe I don't. If I do this thing in your business, because I keep on YouTube, we might job separate, you know what I'm saying. After all, well, who was going to have an income, you know what I'm saying? Saving it for a bad ass rat rat would be so much more productive. I could actually travel to bars and play live gigs. There's a bar in Canada that ain't a drink after me. I'm not bullshitting you, sharing out to you guys as what's up. The call of the King Cogor that it makes monster and beer. That sounds pretty dank, yo. And when you've gotten to a level of fame where people are doing stuff like that, that is what's up. That is showing people that's okay. Maybe he's capable of something after all, maybe he isn't. I'm not here to judge you, but a lot of you motherfuckers are here to judge me. And this fiasco bullshit by Facebook and people talking mad shit. So I don't have to comment saying, oh, you'll be able to post videos for long, smelly face. So I blocked them from my channel and not shortly after that, I got an age restriction video because my spicy burger video channel is going to get an age restriction because I gave free advertising to a successful company. I would consider if I was at that stage and I'm like, right now I'm young enough that dude, I don't need that shit. Come on. Seriously, I got better options, man. You know, people ask me a question when I get a haircut. If my hair got close to my waist, yes, I would. The people crack jokes about my fucking hair and it's like, you know what? I've seen emails and gossip pumps and scenes just do different shit with their hair. It's like, well, the fuck cares, man. It's fucking stupid. It's the most petty thing you judge somebody for their fucking hair. You're like, really? When the band-in was cool, but it also prevents me from pulling out my hair. So, yeah, the trick of jigger does suck. And people are cracking jokes about it. And me getting... writing shit and doing it and doing it and doing shit. You know, I do, you know. I've been rusty in shoun, both simultaneously make fun of my hair when it's wet out of the shower. Kind of thing. Versus when it's not wet and it looks a lot thicker. So, what's that all about? So, haters can keep talking shit all they want to. Every time I hate her talk shit, my usual response is, is my dick out then your mouth shouldn't be open. When you're dealing with haters, you, you've got to be a bigger dick than they are. But then, when they fuck with their heads like a logically like that, the thing is there were some people in that discord group that were untrustworthy, but there were some people that were cool, you know what I'm saying? And it really fucking messed things up even more. It's just snowballed. And, you know, I just, I need to get over it. People need to get over it, man. They will, they want to, I need to get over it. Oh, like get over it. Supposed to be some bloody fucking guitar. Yeah! Learning guitars so much more productive than being a serial killer. People on a size glamour as you think, disposing of a human body is kind of a pain in the ass. And you can leave a bond, a small smile, heaven as they catch you. And that's your life, you're done. But not worth it. If you're angry, take it out and some sort of art or expression, you know, your music, you too, bitch about it, whatever. Get out of your system. If you can miss peaches, it's a beautiful thing, but often restricted. Maybe some peeps on YouTube were sent to my brief at the Facebook bullshit and they're like, you know what? A kind of something's like. Technically, it's not a real woman. She's never had it for a sex style website. It's always hatred-stricted. Cool. The funny thing about YouTube is they say they don't allow nudity or violence, but if nudity is done for artistic sake, then they'll allow it. And it's the same thing with violence. If violence isn't a music video, they kind of bypass it, you know what I'm saying? Which is how this group, Juggs of Facebook, got started. 94,000 plus members of Facebook users posting random pictures of hot women and what had you. And people say, who admin the group or saying things like, okay, this is so redeem acceptable. Don't find people shit. Act to what you're about to say. Don't share about this. Blah, blah, blah. I didn't work. People are flagging my post on this shit. So if I still have a fucking Facebook account, instead of days or so, I want to unsubscribe from that page because people on my group were just being ridiculous. And you can't appreciate female form without being ridiculed or judged. It's fucking ridiculous, man. But it's like I said on my show, this 100th episode doesn't do any good to bet you both things you can't change. It really does. That's as real as it gets you to. As long as shit stays in the video game, that's cool. But I made this badass death match called Tower of Terror. And if you happen to play, I think there will five online. You might go down on it if you still play on the PS3. It might be down all below on the PS4, I don't know. You got this PS3 and your freezes up on me. Well, at least it plays, damn it. At least it plays! A lot of people are panicking that Donald Trump is president, but if he plays things cool and makes the right decisions, chances are he won't fuck up on that shit. But if he does, do people gonna ridicule him so bad. That's a lot of fucking pressure. You have no idea. So whether you hate the guy or not, I mean, come on. That's a lot of fucking pressure. You know what I'm saying? So that's just being brutally honest with politics right there, YouTube. That's really all you can say about it right there. And to turn a lighten that pressure, light humor from my shit talking dummy. I'll tell you a story about my dummy. That's true though. I went into getting a quick quarters, which is a free paper that advertises shit. And not little shit, but different stuff. It was at issue 666. And it was a free thing that people had hand out. And I looked at it, I'm like, no way. That's cool. So I grabbed it just because they said 666 on it. And my dummy shong was sitting on the shelf. All the windows were locked. Everything. Door locked. I come home and my dummy shong is sitting on it. The fucking throne. No bullshit. So I don't know. He fucks with an Ouija board and then he has this creepy ass looking doll staring at you. Eh. What's the war second happen? You suck hasty bastard. Where else did you do in a small town like Castor-Wound? And you fuck with Ouija boards and talk to spirits and mess with shit. Mr. Darkness 666 is fucking dudes whining. Kids can be unfair, yes. But whining at them and telling you're gonna do shit like he was saying he was, oh no. Bro, you need to be less whining. That's my advice too. What's his fucking name? Mr. Black Darkness 666, where it was. I think leafy minute that you're making fun of him and then they apologize or whatever. Like, okay. But a lot of people I know do not like leafy songs. I'm just gonna leave his name out of the video. One of my friends showed me a video called World of Sen is Goth and it's just like, are you fucking for real? The fuck this is dude. And he acts like a fucking emo stereotypes, the fuckery of it. He has act all bad as like he knows magic and shit and it makes me laugh so fucking hard. Like, I'm the one that makes staves out of and wands and sectors out of wood and sticks that I find. And my natural surroundings. I'm not trying to start a competition of magic. I'm just giving friendly advice. Life can suck sometimes and whining about it doesn't do it damn very good. I don't bitch about it. I spoke tobacco and it's like whatever. Have a drink every now and then. Jack Gales Tennessee honey is delicious. If you're gonna make something with your egg nog this holiday season. Jack Gales Tennessee honey is the way you go people. You don't want to run shout out some fucking egg nog and some Jack Gales Tennessee honey. You are golden people. That shit right there. Maybe you don't want some peppermint shops if you want a 60 proof kick. That Tennessee honey is already strong enough. And a class when you're probably good at collage you got to unclog it and it gets all of your fingers. But it's nothing more different than maintaining a vapor pen which may run out of juice. I tried some of the vapor fuliavers and they're not too bad but they're kind of a pain in the ass to maintain. Especially if you overfill them and it spits e-liquid juice on your tongue and it's just like. No. Look at this long ass fucking hair and we're gonna pipe people and give me dirty legs. Fuck you. You don't know me. It's too bad. We're gonna have your high hours. That's legal. I'm 25 and I'm just sick with the fuck's your problem. I ain't got a problem. You got a problem. I ain't got a problem with cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's what's up. You know what I'm saying? You're too late. Come on. At this point all you can do is just wait and remain calm. If we panic it will just make things worse. That's all I can say on that issue regarding Donald Trump becoming president. And if Hillary Clinton supporters, not all of them but some of them overplayed the sexism card too much and they got a knowing. The rights but it got a knowing to a degree. But now everyone voted for Trump is like that. You have to understand this. Hillary Clinton's so-called email scandal made her look really suspicious and I want people to be like, mm-hmm. I'm not okay with that. And so they're kind of forced to vote for Trump because they didn't like her. That's kind of how a lot of people felt. And at the last minute I voted for Gary Johnson because I'm like, and it jumps. I'm like, okay, Gary Johnson is more propon. Okay, cool. So it's good to be informed on the election. You're doing any good during party candidate. Well, at least I can say I voted. So not really no. But at least I voted. I much rather preferred Bernie Sanders for president and he was a shoe into win. But there was a fuckery of foot with a DNC and that was some dirty politics man. That was just, oh, ho, ho, ho. Now a lot of my fans are pissed at me right now. But to redeem myself a bit, I want to share with you a delicious secret to how to make the dentist chicken you ever did taste. I know it's not the point, but come on. Hear me out for a second. Just for one second. You get a big ass bowl when you mix in all-purpose flour. And you want to crush up gerritos and pizza bringles into a fine powder. And you want to mix in just enough all-purpose flour to where it's got a nice lighter orange coatings. You know, it's an even mixture. And then to that, you want to season it with Italian seasoning salt, the red salts, you know what I'm saying? Or some Taiwanese whichever, you know, mix it up real good. That's your giant mixture. Into your bowling mix, like four eggs and two to three cups of milk depending on how big the bowl is. You don't want to overflow it. You want to have enough of them to stir that shit. So you can double dip and I'm saying, you take your raw chicken leg and you dip it in the egg and milk mixture which has been mixed with the same salt or seasoning as well before you dip it. It's fucking dipping in the chip crumbs, dipping in the egg, dipping in the chip crumbs. And then you deep fry it in canola oil. Now when you're doing this, you want to pan big enough to do a bunch of them at once. And when you fill a canola oil, do enough toward you can start them all in there comfortably toward the canola oil just sits barely above the chicken legs, like legitimately. That way you don't spill grease everywhere and you're going to want something to cover the top of that, okay? And when you deep fry that shit, you're going to want, you're going to want to make sure that that canola oil is boiling hot. And you want to let deep fry until it gets a nice, nice, reddish-brownish color. And if you don't just run me, that's getting real thick. I tell you I do the best, some dick, fucking chicken. I made some of that. Oh, I tell you what, my taste positive never tasted such dankness before. And I wanted to record it so fucking badly. I was like a month before this whole thing was supposed to started. But then my camera was fucking acting up and I'm like, bro, that was going to be an awesome video on YouTube. I'm like, it's whatever, you know? I try to make up for it when I post it in the random, clicking video up, and then I get my random, clicking video flagged because of the sex thought crap. I do many favors here right now. No, no. I could just as easily get a real girlfriend if I got a badass hot rat rod and a job. You know what I'm saying, you do. That's much more productive. Much, much more productive. And a much smarter idea. It's a lot longer over pathway, but it is plausible. At least the first two things are somewhat plausible, I guess. If Donald Trump becomes fucking president, dude, what's the fuck is going to stop me from leaving my driver's license? I'm not talking to him, just saying. That's a pretty good potent mixture at the back here right there, till you want. If you're good to smoke it, you have some potent smoke, but it takes for fucking ever to finish a bowl of that shit. But if you let a dry out of bed, it smokes better. By the way, shape it, it tastes pretty fucking good. This is Tim Clark again. A little bit. It would loosen your entirety back, but your stem is not going to clog nearly as bad. That's another thing, too, so. Yeah. Well, that's fucking smooth. It's blue pipe ash on all of my fucking face. Nice going down my ass. Since we're doing my fucking short, I'm going to poke him on. I don't have ash catch him over here. No, just kidding. That was a horrible pun. Yeah, man, poke him on, go fuck yourself. That wasn't even funny at all. Now, but when you walk into four lanes of fucking highway and you blame the game for a best-just you being stupid. That's not being the game's fault, man. Come on. We're better than this in America. Pokey want to go. It is actually helping people get more active. Me, I'm running my bike during the warmer months, walking if I got on to get my hot sun doing that. No, metabolism is rather high. I'm not worried about eating any weights. But I don't think I've had a bit of an eating disorder, which is even more ironic, but, you know, fludging, right? Because life's funny like that. You're going to take your... The edge off of life is so good and old acoustic, never fails. Man. It's convenient because you don't even amp to play it, but the cool thing about this acoustic is that the Amjag fits your period with work and I can plug it into the amp, but it's so playable without the Amjag. That's what's so... Better than no guitar otherwise seeing it. Mr. and I are like a tourist jet that wants to have a beautiful black and green ax and two of them to boot. Especially against metal as fuck, but at the same time it's like a damn... Start to miss shredding after a couple of months. This right here is a very useful book, YouTube. Picture recording is cyclopedia of over 2,600 guitar chords. This has virtually almost every guitar chord known to existence. You learn every chord in this book and when you look up to play a song, if you know every chord in this book, learning a song is going to be a piece of piss. Could you imagine me rolling up on a rat ride playing for bars and shit? Are we all up to see my Canadian fans doing some pink cobra drink combo and play a lot for a bunch of people? People would lose their shit. They'd be like, this is legitimately happening. You know what kind of thing? I don't know. But what discord did allow me to do is talk to people who legitimately watched my videos and they were star-struck and they were talking me in that. I can't get used to that, man. That's still a trip. I see myself as this average person, but people across the fucking internet. And mind you, if I had not said anything about the start of the song, I'd get to prime it. I'm not sure how it would have been blowing up about this shit in the first place and maybe not a smashed it. You know, it kept it. You know, I could have sold it to a fan that autographed it or something. I'm sure they were going to be like, so happy. There was a pun I could make right now that's facing the music. It's not a guitar joke, yes it was. So when you smash this high, still, you ain't got nothing to fuck. You're pissed off as an apple, the stripper of senses and all that else you got to do. This book is quite simple, even for someone of mine, just wanted to learn it. It's not complicated. It literally shows the tablature and what the picture looks like. And you start off with all these chords and there's literally, I guess it does a full scale from C to C all the way to... All the way to B, last chord is like a B7, A-Shriege. Yeah. I mean, that's a thickass book. If you're going to get into guitar, this is the best way to do it. YouTube is also a great way to learn guitar and some scraps of a lot of awesome guitar features on YouTube. Learned on a special pace, I suppose. I do like to shred though, I'm sure he has gotten it somewhat better and then smash him into where I can't progress. It's agonizing. To the point where he's just like, fuck you. I was hiding on the C chord, so it's just variations of the C chord. This could also really progress my next album, which is going to have dual guitar and both acoustic and electric. Yeah, but that's the catch that people want to download. You see here, it can go do, you've got to check this out. The current all of my albums are great, we can test the best of banded banded bandries. It challenges a couple of things because it's got a lot of technical element on. It's an alternative metal, it's a very hard market to get into, let's just be honest. The music industry is a lot like the modeling industry. It's a shark taking festive with fucking provenants, man. You can get discovered real quickly if you can get me no wife. Or you'll fester the tank until it happens. But then people migrate to my YouTube channel and see the ventriloquist skid that I just posted. So random jokes are a little fucked up, but some of them are a bit more clean. And people understand that kind of South Parkish, the South China, or the Kim or the United States. And appropriate, Kim or people laugh at that shit. But yeah, if I wanted to feature a sex doll crap in my videos, I'm dropping that for now. It's an option in the future if it's needed, but right now, over like it's needed. Just saving that for a car, you know, literally saving that for a badass rat rat running every goddamn core in this book. You know what I'm saying? That would be something to be hoped. So I can look up any fucking song on YouTube I wanted and instantly play it like that because of this book. That YouTube is what's up. Three useful books out. And the photos even show you what it looks like when you're finger-pattering it, so to speak. So even if you can't read to have a chair, you can kind of look at it and say, okay, look, there's the shape of the way the hand's supposed to work. And the guitar next right there, you can definitely see what's going to pay you to be versus what it wouldn't be. And I think, like legit, like legit release, you have that right there, yeah. And show this fuck with me because I'm different. I'll simple way to put it. And I think so. I'm gonna flag a post of my own, Jumps of Facebook and then someone tried to hack my Facebook account. And it's like, damn, that's fucking bullshit. That's probably why Facebook asked for my ID and shit. People are saying this for different reasons. And I'm sitting there going through comments, just roll my eyes, like whatever. Delete, delete, delete, hope the joy's of being a YouTuber. It could be worse though, at least I have a bloody guitar to play and that's what counts, man. And I generally get an electric guitar if I get that back for the first time and I get the chance to shred a little. What do it sound like? And now these, um, next four days or so. And T-Shirt sales come through a fuck around a bit. I'm like, uh, the builds for an electric. But, uh... But I found out that you can record dual guitar and garage bangs and just one guitar server record and one guitar track separate. I can't loop them together on garage bangs. It was so cool as fuck. And then I got the guitar. Shurring on my acoustics is a bit different though. And usually when I'm shurring, I switch the ring over there, just like that. Yeah. Yeah. Man. I can't learn a fucking song very easily. I get frustrated just to start shredding. It's really all I can do. It's a lot bigger than trying to fucking smash your guitar, really. I wonder what double hand tapping was so nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bloody hell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I suppose it's better to have that bloody thing tuned before you stop playing, eh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bummed on that one pretty badly too. That's what we practiced though, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if you got a rock in the acoustic for a minute, you know, there's ways you can do that, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had this thing in standard tuning though. I just did this for everything. Just for looking up American Tarlesa on YouTube, you know. So there's a bunch of stuff you can learn on YouTube, just by searching it, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just for playing ACDZ. Yeah. Not quite. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh wait, we're still in drop D, aren't we? Oh, drop D. Yeah. So we can get some stuff with drop D, yes we can. Yeah, that's a little high, it's going back down. Right about there. Yeah, there we go. The playing through is great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So whoever generated 20,000 people to check my shirt out on YouTube is not watching this. Good start playing right here. I mean, come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if you fuck up on it, at least you fucking finish it. I don't like fucking up on it though. That's the thing of it. It drives me fucking insane. Like, come on. I spent months learning that shit to fuck up on it. Like, isn't that just fucking fantastic? Doesn't matter how good you get a guitar, you're still going to fuck up on it. I don't want to fuck you call that. Some people say I sound like shit, but that's just your opinion man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're in a new project. Voice, choose. Get this shit set up right quick like. There we are. Yes. Yeah. Going to the new garage band here and if you record one scale, see if you can find a scale that matches just below it. I wonder what it would sound like. I was so sick of you like that. That one right there, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you mute the track above it, record that scale on the bottom section of the garage band and loop them together. Make sure that volume is completely down on top. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. That sounds much nicer together, doesn't it? Yeah. That was my mirror point right there. Garage band is a wonderful tool to really is. The fuck was that? I can't believe that was guitar playing. So are people who use in this recent scandal of mine to fuck with me? It's one of the more famous that needs you. That's the sick irony in it, of it. Go fuck and figure it, man. I can still share some pretty mean guitar in the acoustic, though I tell you what? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. It's metal, the smash of the guitar, but not the only thing you got. It's metal, then. It's also like what's the point? You know? Learning from your mistakes is a wonderful thing. It really is. I can't believe that was the point. I can't believe that was the point. I can't believe that was the point. I can't believe that was the point. I can't believe that was the point. I can't believe that was the point. I can't believe that was the point. I can't believe that was the point. I can't believe that was the point. I don't know. I can't believe that was the point. I don't know. I'm going to get a pie bash off my forehead and shit. There we go. And that's what's up.