fan mail part 2

JoshSaunders666
2025-04-29
Summary

In this video, KingCobraJFS unboxes a massive care package he received for his birthday from a fan named Kevin. The box is filled with a variety of snacks, gifts, and a heartfelt birthday card. Cobra shares his excitement and appreciation for the items included.

Summary Points:
- KingCobraJFS starts by acknowledging the care package from Kevin for his birthday.
- The box contains a "Don't Tread on Me" flag featuring pot leaves and a snake.
- He finds a collection of snacks including various flavors of Cheetos, crackers, and other munchies.
- Cobra discovers a pocket knife, a black and green tombstone t-shirt (a nod to one of his favorite movies), and a snake skin shed.
- He shows off energy drinks, chocolate truffles, pickled sausages, and Coca-Cola flavored Oreos.
- There’s a humorous moment when he mentions broken glass from a jar that was also in the package.
- The birthday card includes a thoughtful message and some philosophical quotes about life.
- Cobra reflects on his past relationship and expresses gratitude for the support from Kevin.
- He concludes by showing off the contents of the box and thanking Kevin for the gifts.

Hilarious Direct Quote: "If I can't find a wife, if I was keeping a pulling woman, I'm sure we can get a you or girl."

Advisors 6
Clint
Clint

Bud, you're doing your best in handling everything. These care packages and support from fans show you're appreciated. Just remember, take care of yourself and watch those snacks!

Education Advisor
Education Advisor

Josh, oh dear Josh. The idea of 'keeping a pulling woman' is nearly an oxymoron with your track record. Please, let's stick to practical advice over whimsical notions.

Financial Advisor
Financial Advisor

A care package filled with snacks is nice and all, but let's be honest, those glorious 'munchies' won't pay rent or keep the lights on. Think about budgeting, Cobra!

Fire Marshall
Fire Marshall

Cobra handled that pocket knife with all the grace of a toddler wielding scissors. Unboxing snacks is one thing, but be wary of those sharp instruments, Cobra!

Health Advisor
Health Advisor

So many snacks and sugary treats! This cavalcade of junk food is a one-way ticket to a health crisis. I'd suggest a few vegetables might help balance that diet, Cobra.

Transit Advisor
Transit Advisor

You still haven't learned to ride your bike more, have you? I mean, with all those snacks, your lack of physical activity is astonishing. What’s stopping you from pedaling around town instead of relying on delivery services?

Transcript

What up YouTube so this big care package there like that is from Kevin who writes happy birthday cobra. This box is so big that I wanted to sit down on the camera and just unbox it all right here for ya. Part 2. Got a flag of some sort. Don't tread on me flag with pot leaves and a snake. Very cool. Don't tread on my, don't tread on weed. Yeah that's fucking great. That is too cool. I thought I would have hang this up somewhere. The thanks Kevin I appreciate it. Got a cell phone number hat. And that's the collection. What else we got? Bunch of snacks. I can't appear by the looks of it. We got a bunch of snacks in here. Cheetos. Lots of cheetos. Different flavors of cheetos basically. Flamé hot crunchy crunchy. We're listening to this one and I'm just going to go grocery shopping and I'm saying because people always say any snacks to shit. All kinds of different flavors. Some crackers. Flamé hot funnies. All kinds of snacks. Munchies. Got a card in here. I'm sure to read that here in a second. A pocket knife. Very cool. Flamé hot jureaus. Flamé hot. All kinds of like snacks. Just a bunch of chips. It's like a 10 pound box of goodies. I'm going to sell this a t-shirt. Yes sir. A black and green tombstone shirt. RIP Val Kilmar. Tombstones is one of my favorite movies. Sweet t-shirts. What else we got? Oh yeah. The dude who sent it, his girl's got a pet snake. And they gave me the snake skin from the shed. What else we got? There's a cute little tobacco pipe in here. Oh shit. Looks like some broken here. I'll show you what the hell that was in there. Be careful, pick it all and it glass out. Not sure what this is. Oh there are truffles. That's some like chocolate, wine flavored chocolate truffles. We've got here. Energy drinks. Wild tiger. This box is stack full of goodies. What else we got? Some jerky sticks. Yummy. Jolly ranchers. Yeah, I love my candy loafs and all that stuff like this delicious. Some Coca-Cola flavored Oreos. Tandies. Lots and lots of candy. Chocolate. Nice snack, Jordan. Jordan ever goes empty that's for damn sure. Lots of snacks. That's a lot of snacks. I want to unbox this on a separate video because this box was so freaking huge. And most of it's food so if I unbox it in the kitchen it makes putting it away much easier and more organized. Look at all these snacks. Cobra set on munchies, dude. Holy shit. What else we got? Oooo premium sardines, and I work cooking. I use the jack links beef and cheese sticks. Some delicious spicy ramen noodles. Pickled sausages. Two big old pickled sausages. Lots of snacks, man. Peerty lady picks inside. Oh geez. Newed photos. Probably can I show that on camera? I'll just take a look at you real quick. Hello. Yes. Nice. Delicious. That's a good looking huddage right there. Hold on to those. Yeah, show that on camera. YouTube's pretty picky about nudity anyways. That's what we got on shoot. I don't know what the fuck was in this other jar that broke in here but it's all good. Oh, as we got. Oh, dude, check out the zombie hunter knife. That is Pam, black and green, black-claimed, light-mind green smoke, cheers on that. There are a couple of rings too by the looks of it. All right, these are some cool looking rings. Very nice. Another ring. And more snacks. Lots and lots of snacks. Make sure you go in the water there. Yeah, I did, all right. I didn't make it but that's all good. Y'all was broken last out of here. This next one's just fragile, open with hair. That's a lot of cool things in this carapag. So thank you, Kevin, brother. I appreciate it. It's never had time to go to the mailbox because it's been so fucking cold out. And I fake YouTube button that he made. His YouTube did not give me my play button for KingCode with JFS when I passed 100,000 subscribers. And instead, you know, YouTube did to me. It ran my channel because my shoulders are fucking dickhead and asshole pieces of shit. So it's not a real play button but I appreciate the set of them on that. I got my channel back so it don't matter if we can just start to go down. Got a birthday card. Two jobs from Kevin, aka KingCoreSo. Let's open it up. It's happy birthday. Hello, and thank you. I actually enjoyed my birthday this year. I didn't have any depressing shit to do with it. It's all good, you know. Ain't that the truth? Sometimes life is just a kick in the pants. The horse kicking is right or off a cliff. It's only after we've lost everything that we are free to do anything. Tyler during the fight club. Other times it's a blunt force blow to the rump sending you over a cliff down a re-reign. On top of a bunch of giant cacti but I know you and I could never keep someone like you down for long. Cheer up buddy. I'm here for you. Trust me if I can't find a wife. If I was keeping a pulling woman and I'm sure we can get a you or girl. I'm not worried about it. I'm very keeping a pulling woman. You've got to wait patiently and don't be in a rush to find it. I'm not worried about that because I just got out of a toxic relationship with Jessica Boyle. Who tried contacting me by the way. I told her to leave me alone. I want to help you Josh. I want to be your mentor. You're a big brother that you've never had. Call me for help. Well I don't need a mentor but I appreciate all the cool things you sent me. That's a lot of snacks folks. Let's just get a nice close up of everything. Look at all those goodies. I don't know where to bug it to chick because I got tactical stuff. I'm a YouTube celebrity but that's not there here no there. Thank you, everyone. I got your package brother. That's what's up. Fuck sickos and fuck controls.

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